Embarrasing things

hey every community needs a bit of a flamer for balance and all

so it makes sense after all

here\'s another story from a similar thread I posted in:

It was 8th grade(last year) in English class. Everyone who knows me knows I hate English and I always sleep in it, and if you know me well enough, you will find out I talk in my sleep every now in then. Not to mention I always have niiiicce dreams if you know what Im saying . Well this HOT girl I had a crush on sat next to me. Well this is when it starts to happen. I fold my arms and lay my head down on my desk and close my eyes. The last thing I see is her fixing her bra, so I was thinking, OOOOOOOO YEAH. So I fall asleep during class and what happens? I pitch a damn tent in my pants and start to mumble with a smile on my face. This is when it gets worse, I mumble more and a little more then I say the girls name in a maoning kind of voice and the whole class is laughing except her (which my friends told me she was blushing really bad). And I wake up to hard laughing and other hard things. God I wanted to die, things didn\'t turn out so bad though. We started out about 3 days later. But I have the feeling Im the champ around here.


here is the thread if you want to read it, it\'s funny ****

I threw up all over my classroom in 4th grade.  Ruined some kids stuff, I felt so bad.

But man, that was a crap load of puke.

Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
I threw up all over my classroom in 4th grade.  Ruined some kids stuff, I felt so bad.

But man, that was a crap load of puke.

that would kinda be like one of mine then... I puked on the bus... I wasn\'t feeling well all morning... Then on the bus I burped up my breakfast and swallowed it back down... Then it happened again 2 mins after.. Then... I erupted all over..

I had the flu bad that day.. But luckily.. I got to stay home and watch cable by myself.. it was worth it..

That was all last year BTW.