We are all fortune tellers here

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OK, how is the person above you going to die.  Look into your crystal ball and tell us what you see.

A gaint tomatoe with limbs will stab him.

he will die from being hit in the thoat, cracking his adams apple down the middle and causeing his whole throat to collapse.

He will be forced to lay down on the street, open his mouth on the edge of a curb, and someone will stomp the back of his head...

[CHIZZY]

he will be snowmobiling and hit a barbed-wire fence thus decapitating him.

he will choak on his own gluttony.

^ will die from a lightning bolt.

Will become a shut in at the age of 42, living in a house alone, except with his 27 cats, whom he dresses in costumes, and preforms skits with, for his amusement.  One day he watches tv, a finds out he has won the lottery, and then dies of a heart attack.  His body isn\'t found until a neighbor complains of a horrible smell, and when the police go to check on him, all the find is a corpse that had been picked to peices by his beloved cats.

^ Will die after finding out  his wife used to be a man.

anyhooo

Originally posted by ajoh432
^ will die from a lightning bolt.

I am thE ETERNAL AVATARR!!!
I LIVE SO LONG AS THE DARK ONE WILLS IT!!!
A LIGHTING BOLT WILL NOT VANQUISH MY CORROSIVE CRIMSON ENERGIES!!

anyhoo^2

sorry for breaking the one-post-only rule...

After struggling with colon cancer for about 6 years, Avatarr will die an agonizing death having 24 feet of impacted colon not being able to defecate. Oh yeah, and the cure for cancer will be discovered two weeks later. Chit that’s gonna suck man!

Originally posted by project86
After struggling with colon cancer for about 6 years, Avatarr will die an agonizing death having 24 feet of impacted colon not being able to defecate. Oh yeah, and the cure for cancer will be discovered two weeks later. Chit that’s gonna suck man!

Like I said (plus a bit more)

I am thE ETERNAL AVATARR!!!
I LIVE SO LONG AS THE DARK ONE WILLS IT!!!
A LIGHTING BOLT WILL NOT VANQUISH MY CORROSIVE CRIMSON ENERGIES!!
I AM IMPERVIOUS TO MORTAL AFFLICTIONS!!


Anyhoo, suspending human decency and the solemn respect for those who suffer.....

Contracting a unique, degenrative neural desease, project86\'s demise will begin with the slow and undignified decent into vegetebledom. Maintaining full awearness of his world, he watches himself slowly loose the privilage of independence. Simple things like bladder and bowel movement control slip into a depressing abyss of unappreciated memmories. He shrinks into a shadow of his former self; a pulpitating husk of uncontrolable spasms and unintended bodily expulsions. Through all this time, he watched helplessly, knowing every humiliating detail.

He cursed God for allowing such adversity to befall him. A bad move. When his mortal shell expired, his eternal soul was banished to the ever burning embers of hell, to suffer a thousand times the pain he expereinced in the Earthly realm, for all eternity. BUahhaahHAHAhahHAhahHahHAha

Originally posted by Avatarr


Like I said (plus a bit more)

I am thE ETERNAL AVATARR!!!
I LIVE SO LONG AS THE DARK ONE WILLS IT!!!
A LIGHTING BOLT WILL NOT VANQUISH MY CORROSIVE CRIMSON ENERGIES!!
I AM IMPERVIOUS TO MORTAL AFFLICTIONS!!

Ok, so God himself comes down and rips your demon but from the skull ridden throne you call hell and casts you into the lake of fire along with your minions to burn for eternity. Yeah, I like that one better.

Sunlight

emporor rob will come along to play with the mule;) and play just a little to hard