Oh yeah, well listen to this:
I live in Wichita, KS, which also happens to be the home of the Church of Scientology headquarters, which happens to be 5 minutes from my house, which Kirstie Alley visits somewhat regularly!
Ha, I bet you all wish you lived 5 minutes away from a church based on a novel by a science fiction author, and is visited by the crazy woman from Cheers.
Oh, and Pizza Hut started here.