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« on: March 27, 2002, 03:18:21 PM »
This is real. No joke. Even look it up.

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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2002, 03:46:51 PM »
That.  That is moronancy at its best.

But on a not-so-off topic, is it true that if you put pennies in your mouth before a breathalyzer it makes the machine go crazy to the point where it cannot acurratley take the reading?  And cops can only legally take one so...
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2002, 04:33:14 PM »
it says 18 year old man or am i misreading

because he doesnt look that age at all
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2002, 04:38:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Ghettomath
That.  That is moronancy at its best.

But on a not-so-off topic, is it true that if you put pennies in your mouth before a breathalyzer it makes the machine go crazy to the point where it cannot acurratley take the reading?  And cops can only legally take one so...


I\'ve seen it tried and nope, it doesn\'t work.
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2002, 04:55:22 PM »
I hate the breathalizer.  The cop was explainging it to me like I was six, and then kept on saying "blow, blow, blow, blow. . .

I\'m drunk, not an idiot!
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2002, 06:53:59 PM »
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Originally posted by Ghettomath
That.  That is moronancy at its best.

But on a not-so-off topic, is it true that if you put pennies in your mouth before a breathalyzer it makes the machine go crazy to the point where it cannot acurratley take the reading?  And cops can only legally take one so...

At least in my state, it wouldn\'t matter.  If the cop thinks you\'re drunk, he can take you in to the station for their official breathalizer test.  If you refuse to take it or try to tamper with it, such as by putting something in your mouth like that, your license is automatically suspended for like 6 months.
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2002, 07:05:06 PM »
Is it illegal to be drunk at all?
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2002, 08:31:12 PM »
.05% BAC is the limit in Indiana. That\'s what?... the BAC you get after sniffing an empty beer bottle? There\'s been cases of people getting pulled over and charged with a DWI after using mouthwash. Jeesus.. I mean, yeah it\'s great they\'re taking care of drunk drivers.. but come on, it\'s not the people with .05% BAC that\'s plowing through stoplights into a stationwagon full of kids. While they\'re out busting people who\'ve only had one beer.. 10 COMPLETELY PLASTERED bastards are sneaking out the back door.
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2002, 08:17:48 AM »
That guy is supposed to be 18!? Well aside from his age, this guy is an idiot and should be spoken to like a six-year-old while taking a breathalyzer test.
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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2002, 08:26:33 AM »
Ahhh..... he\'s Canadian. That explains it....  :laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2002, 08:28:04 AM »
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Ahhh..... he\'s Canadian. That explains it....  :laughing:




I guess I overlooked that! D*mn! Guess I had better be more observant next time eh?:D
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2002, 10:43:25 AM »
lol....thats funny
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2002, 06:44:51 PM »
It\'s weird how everyone bashes Canadiens.
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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2002, 09:16:27 PM »
stupid hoser
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2002, 09:27:40 PM »
He tried to eat his underwear........ /me shakes his head in pitty. But then relizes he was canadian and rubs his chin while nodding his head.
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