Stop stealing my Identity!

Originally posted by Tom G


Go f*** your mother.




Feel better now? I didn\'t think so.:evil:

Jesus,

1.  Someone made a joke earlier in the thread (which you apparently didn\'t understand)

2. Then I HELPED YOU with your question

3. Then someone else questioned your sense of humor (rightfully so)

4.  Then I made a very broad satirical comment which could not be mistaken as an insult by any two-legged homo sapien with more than 4% living cerebral tissue.

5. Now you display your disrespect for my assistance, and YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF A SENSE OF HUMOR by taking my comment seriously.

Go back to grammar school N00b, and don\'t bother asking for my help again.

[videoholic]

Where\'s your little brother Tom G??

He\'s cool!!!!

Q: What is pink, red and silver and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it\'s eyes

Jesus,
1. Someone made a joke earlier in the thread (which you apparently didn\'t understand)
2. Then I HELPED YOU with your question

3. Then someone else questioned your sense of humor (rightfully so)

4. Then I made a very broad satirical comment which could not be mistaken as an insult by any two-legged homo sapien with more than 4% living cerebral tissue.
5. Now you display your disrespect for my assistance, and YOUR COMPLETE LACK OF A SENSE OF HUMOR by taking my comment seriously.
Go back to grammar school N00b, and don\'t bother asking for my help again.

........Alright, I apologize for blowing up. On an all serious level, I\'ve been on the edge for a few days, and I\'ve been taking it out on people when I don\'t mean it. Again, I\'m sorry. Forgive me?


Anyway, while I\'m not so high up on killing, I never said anything about torture, shaving his head, or just plain driving him crazy. In fact, I\'ve devised such a plan that involves the the untimely dissapearance of his memory card, heh heh heh....

Hang on a second. I just read your member info, and is what I see a typo? Are you (Coredweller) really almost 40 years old? If thats true, then you have no right to question MY maturity. If I were to go back to grammar school, then you\'d STILL be older than I am now! Unless this is just another of your "jokes".

BTW, I have a great sense of humor.  Here\'s a good one just for you;

After an intense hour of making love, a young man rolls off a woman and says, "Wow, thats the best sex I ever had." "Likewise..." says the woman. The man notices a photo on the wall of an incredibly handsome man smilimg and waving.
Naturally, the young man is curious. "You\'re not married, are you?" he asks. "No, don\'t be silly." says the woman as she cuddles up next to him.
"Boyfriend?"
"No..."
"Ex-boyfriend?"
"No, you\'re the only man I\'ve ever been with."
The young man can\'t take it anymore. "Well if he\'s not your husband or boyfriend, then who the hell is he?"
Laughs the woman, "Silly, thats me before the surgery!"

Referring to the age of 35 as "almost 40" is no way to get on my good side.  

I could just as easily call you 13, and it would also be an error of 5 years.  Instead of going back to grade school, just get yourself to college, and you\'ll be cool.  

[videoholic]

Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first ?
A: So you can watch it\'s expression change.

Referring to the age of 35 as "almost 40" is no way to get on my good side.

Whoops, sorry.

I could just as easily call you 13, and it would also be an error of 5 years. Instead of going back to grade school, just get yourself to college, and you\'ll be cool.

Heh, people tell me I look 13, so you wouldn\'t be the first guy. Makes it a ***** to get women...whenever a girl likes me, she turns out to be 12 or something. I think I need to grow a beard...
As far as college gos, I\'m gonna graduate from high school in about a few months, so I\'ll see where I end up.

Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first ?
A: So you can watch it\'s expression change.

Hey, are you related to Jokaholic?

Memories of 3rd grade:

Q: What\'s grosser than gross?
A: 2 homeless vampires fighting over a used tampon.

Heh, I remember that one! How \'bout;

Whats grosser than gross? When a cheerleader does a flip, lands on her feet, does the splits, and leaves a hicky on the floor.

Hey Video! What happened to your tomato?

And Tom…

Never mind. You wouldn’t get it any ways. It was just another sarcastic remark that only us old guys would understand.

LoL @ Tom.. yer a dork.

Hey Vid.. I never before though it was possible for someone to make me bust a gut laughing, and feel like a complete piece of sh*t at the same time. You\'ve got talent man..

Put those in the credits of your show.

Never mind. You wouldn’t get it any ways. It was just another sarcastic remark that only us old guys would understand.

Hmmmmmmmm........ maybe you\'re right. Ha ha ha ha ha.

LoL @ Tom.. yer a dork.

My parents say the same thing.

LoL, that\'s cause it\'s true.....

[videoholic]

Originally posted by SonyFan
LoL @ Tom.. yer a dork.

Hey Vid.. I never before though it was possible for someone to make me bust a gut laughing, and feel like a complete piece of sh*t at the same time. You\'ve got talent man..

Put those in the credits of your show.

No more credits.  Speed Channel won\'t let me.  Kinda mad about it because I left 35 seconds for credits and now I can\'t do any.  That leaves me with a lot of dull airtime.  So you guys aren\'t going to see my name on TV.  Kinda sucks, but oh well.  5/23 and 5/27 are the premieres of the 2 shows.  Will let you guys know more later.

[CHIZZY]

You\'d better hope "Two Gays Garage" isn\'t in the same slot as Will & Grace, vid....