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Offline theomen
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« on: April 02, 2002, 10:52:24 PM »
Go take the Windows test:
http://www.triumphpc.com/exam/exam.shtml

And if you score below 16, let me know so I can hit you in the head with a hammer.  In other words it\'s very easy.

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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2002, 12:53:11 AM »
24/25. I had a wrong answer on the 56k download time question, lol. How silly of me. :laughing:
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2002, 04:51:02 AM »
Only 22/25.  I missed 15,16, and 17.
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2002, 05:30:12 AM »
I only got 18 right.... I\'m stupid.

But I have a large penis, so there.
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2002, 06:29:07 AM »
What a crock..

11. If a user wants to add another adapter card into a PC, the first concern would be:

a.   Is the card a "Plug-and-Play" card?
b.   Would there be enough hard-drive space for the driver-software for the card?
c.   Would the power supply be able to provide enough power for the card?
d.   Is there a vacant slot available for the card?



Why in the world would the answer be \'B\'......?  I\'m sorry, but would the answer not be \'D\'?  If you ain\'t got a slot you ain\'t getting the new thing in there.  Space for a driver?  Um, what\'s that, 100k at best?  Give me a break.  Some computer guy please explain this one to me.
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2002, 06:47:17 AM »
Thats bull****, but I got a 15 not to savvy on the computer knowledge, sorry.

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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2002, 07:14:36 AM »
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What a crock..

11. If a user wants to add another adapter card into a PC, the first concern would be:

a.   Is the card a "Plug-and-Play" card?
b.   Would there be enough hard-drive space for the driver-software for the card?
c.   Would the power supply be able to provide enough power for the card?
d.   Is there a vacant slot available for the card?



Why in the world would the answer be \'B\'......?  I\'m sorry, but would the answer not be \'D\'?  If you ain\'t got a slot you ain\'t getting the new thing in there.  Space for a driver?  Um, what\'s that, 100k at best?  Give me a break.  Some computer guy please explain this one to me.


Um, dude, D was correct.  Try again.

I gots me 21/25, I missed the 2+2 question!

Oh, and when ever does a 3 MB file download in 15 min on my 56k modem?  NEVER!
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2002, 07:48:23 AM »
23/25
The idiot that is me checked the "if the power supply can give the pci card enough power" (can\'t remember the exact words, then when I checked the questions again I noticed there was a much better answer :p
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2002, 08:35:21 AM »
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Oh, and when ever does a 3 MB file download in 15 min on my 56k modem?  NEVER!

*spoilers*Well that was the most likely answer.  It definitely doesn\'t take 15 hours or 45 seconds, so it was a choice between 15 minutes and 1 hour.  15 minutes was the best choice out of the two (I can get around 10 megs in an hour).
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2002, 08:37:29 AM »
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*spoilers*Well that was the most likely answer.  It definitely doesn\'t take 15 hours or 45 seconds, so it was a choice between 15 minutes and 1 hour.  15 minutes was the best choice out of the two (I can get around 10 megs in an hour).


Well yeah duh.  But to make it "more correct" they should have done intervals.  Like 15-30 min.  That would have worked just fine.
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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2002, 04:41:35 PM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
What a crock..

11. If a user wants to add another adapter card into a PC, the first concern would be:

a.   Is the card a "Plug-and-Play" card?
b.   Would there be enough hard-drive space for the driver-software for the card?
c.   Would the power supply be able to provide enough power for the card?
d.   Is there a vacant slot available for the card?



Why in the world would the answer be \'B\'......?  I\'m sorry, but would the answer not be \'D\'?  If you ain\'t got a slot you ain\'t getting the new thing in there.  Space for a driver?  Um, what\'s that, 100k at best?  Give me a break.  Some computer guy please explain this one to me.


I agree with you, I mean who the hell doesn\'t have 100k on their HD?   And if it\'s full delete something miniscule.  But if you ain\'t got a slot, u be up an unsanitary tributary.

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« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2002, 04:58:00 PM »
19/25.. I suck :crying:
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2002, 05:23:20 PM »
WOOOO! 11 the one that really stumped me was 2+2....cmon it was true!



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« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2002, 08:35:20 PM »
This is an M$ brainwashing machine.  If they had written windows right, there would never be a situation where you had to reboot.

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« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2002, 09:48:30 PM »
19/25
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