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Offline project86
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« on: April 04, 2002, 06:38:28 AM »
Well, I’m going to be heading off to my in-laws for the weekend soon and I thought I might say a few words before I left.


HELP!

SAVE ME!

Somebody tie a rope to my leg in case I don’t come home by Sunday. If I don’t return I want Chizzy to have my rubber chicken and be sure to sexually harass ooseven a lot. Thanks guys.
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2002, 06:42:44 AM »
hehehe, so you have in laws that suck eh? Bummer dude, but on the other had, have some find.

Stick some laxtives in their drinks etc. One fun weekend!
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2002, 07:16:13 AM »
Now there’s an idea. So not only will I have to put up with their nagging, now I will have to put up with the stench coming from the bathroom. Nasty!:eek: :D
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2002, 08:26:52 AM »
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Now there’s an idea. So not only will I have to put up with their nagging, now I will have to put up with the stench coming from the bathroom. Nasty!:eek: :D

ROFL, funny, I\'m glad I already know my gf parents really well, so i wont dread ever having to visit them.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2002, 08:37:12 AM »
*Takes rubber chicken

See you in hell, my friend....
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2002, 08:43:15 AM »
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*Takes rubber chicken

See you in hell, my friend....




I will say hi to Lord Crapulon for ya!



HA HA HA HA!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2002, 10:57:23 AM »
unlucky!!! i hate going up my gf house aswell
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2002, 05:30:16 PM »
Duck & cover
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2002, 07:21:53 PM »
Well, only a few more hours before I leave. Man the suspense is killing me. What horror will become of this weekend. I hope I can only walk when I get home. Well the one good thing is that I know my rubber chicken will be safe from harm...right?:(
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2002, 08:19:54 PM »
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See you in hell, my friend....

Hah ha, that was a song back in the 80s!  It took me forever to remember....  GRIM REAPER!!!!1111


Man did they ever suck.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2002, 04:26:09 AM »
Well, I survived the trip and I am glad to say that it was worth the torture. My wife and I received about $2,000 in baby items that are much needed. So I guess you could say that my in-laws gained a couple points in my good book this weekend. Of course I was a son-in-law side show most of the weekend and was nagged a bit but that was all forgiven when I found out how much they bought for my wife and I.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot…

*takes rubber chicken back from CHIZZY*

Thanks man for helpin’ a brotha out.
;)
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2002, 10:05:52 AM »
you may wanna wash that b4 u take it back
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2002, 10:14:13 AM »
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you may wanna wash that b4 u take it back




Do you think CHIZZY might have choked my chicken?:eek:
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2002, 10:21:57 AM »
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Do you think CHIZZY might have choked my chicken?:eek:






maybe choked A chicken
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2002, 10:25:45 AM »
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maybe choked A chicken



Well, he was having problems with his g/f. I hope that things wouldn’t get that bad though!

But if they did…



I feel sorry for the chicken.


J/k:D
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