Things you wish you knew when you were 16

[videoholic]

OK, this thread is for the old farts.  Let\'s help the little guys out.  List some things you wish you knew when you were 16.....

1) You suck in bed.  Whether you like it or not, you suck and you don\'t know what you are doing.  So here is the best sex hint you will ever get......  Chicks dig oral.  Practice oral skills on the chickies.  I\'m telling you that they probably don\'t even care that you have a penis at all.  If you want to make the chick the happiest chick in the world, get good oral skills.

2) Don\'t waste money on crap you really don\'t need.  For every dollar you spend on crap, save a dollar.  If you invest half the money or even a quarter of the money you waste you could be rather well off when you graduate college rather than in debt like the most of us.

3) Did I mention chicks like oral?

I have to agree the oral thing is pretty much true. But don\'t go kissing grandma after you\'ve tasted many chickerita\'s.  And make sure she a clean gal.

High School.  People really overestimate its importance.  All the honors classes, this high GPA, the BS SAT scores, it\'s all pointless.  If you want to go to a good college, enrole in community college courses your junior year of High School and take the classes there.  It earns you TONS of transferable credits and the classes are no different in difficulty then they are in High School.  By the time you join a great college (this will be at the end of your senior year in High School), because you took community college courses, all the credits will be transferable and you\'ll have sophmore standings when you go to a 4-year school.

Trust me on this one.  Don\'t waste your time with High School crap and BS.  Just take the community College courses and transfer to a 4-year school.  You\'ll save so much time and you\'ll be able to concentrate on your major, whatever that may be.

Also, going straight to a 4-year college fresh out of High School without taking any college courses is dumb.  I\'m sure a lot of people on this board did it, but for every one of the people who did and graduated with a satisfying major, there\'s like two who wish they hadn\'t gone straight in.  Make sure you know what you want to do and save your damn money for that.

Most people are dumbasses.
Don\'t take peoples advice right out, educate YOURSELF, don\'t let others do it for you.

With that said, I guess you can dismiss my advice as just another Dumbass:laughing:

(oh, and if you work the "wand" right it has a 4 to one payback from ANY oral ****  but maybe that\'s just me.)

[videoholic]

I would never in a billion years give up my first two years in college.  There is nothing better than moving away from home at 17 getting drunk every night, diving off cliffs, messin with chicks, etc....  Did I mention going to class?  Oh yeah.  Ugh, those 7:15 classes hurt.

Ha!!
I moved away from home at 17 too..... but I didn\'t get to get drunk much in BOOT CAMP!!!:evil:

Ah well....

[CHIZZY]

Don\'t get those credit cards they give you a free radio or duffel bag for applying for in college. Unless you have no life and lots of money, you WILL use it. You WILL abuse it. You will NOT, however, pay it off. You WILL pay lots of extra money, and those Domino\'s Pizzas will end up costing you $149.99 apiece. Then try to get a loan for a car or something.

beer solves every problem!!!!

[Living-In-Clip]

1) Do not find a girl at 16 and assume she is your future bride. Infact , don\'t even think about future brides. You\'re 16 , so don\'t settle down with one girl, go have fun. You\'ll regret the lost time later if you don\'t, espically if you do end up marrying that girl (If so, I feel for ya\'.).

2) Video already touched on this one somewhat, but I\'ll add to it. Chick\'s dig oral.

3) Do spur of the moment things. If you got the freedom and the cash, do something spur of the moment, because once you truly grow up and have to be "responisble" you won\'t be able to do those things and it will truly suck.

4) Don\'t rush off to college right after you get out of highschool. You\'ve just spent 18 years of your life going to school. Drift for a year or so and just have some fun. Then find a college, go to college and have some more fun .

5) Don\'t try to out run the police, no matter how messed up you may be at that moment.

1) Chicks dig tongue action.
2) Speak your mind, and get a gun. (in case some gang members don\'t like it.)
3) Skip more school, (useless teachers, inspiration for birth control)

3) Skip more school, (useless teachers, inspiration for birth control)

Yep, if it\'s college. Why pay good money for socialist brainwashing?

[videoholic]

LIC did mention not going right off to college.  And I would agree in one case.  Go overseas and do a backpacking venture.  I wish I would have taken a year off and done some slumming in a bunch of European countries.  You would get more out of that than your 4+ years of college.  And chicks dig it when you tell them about your adventures overseas.

Don\'t forget, it\'s all about the chicks.

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
1) Do not find a girl at 16 and assume she is your future bride. Infact , don\'t even think about future brides. You\'re 16 , so don\'t settle down with one girl, go have fun. You\'ll regret the lost time later if you don\'t, espically if you do end up marrying that girl (If so, I feel for ya\'.).

Well, I was 15, and 4.5 yrs later, I\'m wonderin what thew hell i was thinkin!!! DONT GET A PROPER GIRL TILL U ARE 20, AT LEAST!!!

How about this one (which i just did).  Dont forget to wipe the toilet seat off if you manage to sprinkle a little urine on it, because, you just might have to come back a little later to drop a #2 and sit in it.

(Hey all the good ones were taken)