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Offline luckee
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A drunk goes to church.....
« on: April 06, 2002, 08:36:08 PM »
DRUNK STAGGERS INTO A CATHOLIC CHURCH, ENTERS A CONFESSIONAL BOX, SITS DOWN BUT SAYS NOTHING.

 The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but
 the drunk just sits there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

THE DRUNK REPLIES..... "AIN\'T NO USE KNOCKIN\', there\'s NO PAPER ON THIS SIDE EITH
ER !!!!!
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A drunk goes to church.....
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2002, 09:08:30 PM »
lol
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A drunk goes to church.....
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2002, 09:42:39 PM »
ha....ha....:D
.... take the skin and peel and back...

now doesn\'t it make you feel better?

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A drunk goes to church.....
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2002, 10:36:46 PM »
hey oo7 made an honest mistake.

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A drunk goes to church.....
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2002, 04:34:38 AM »
lol, that took me a while to get for some reason! Got that sunday feeling goin on here
Get a new rule book

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A drunk goes to church.....
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2002, 05:28:10 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by theomen
hey oo7 made an honest mistake.


Hey :(

it was only the once !

:(
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2002, 06:38:52 AM »
ll thats funny!!!!



gonna tell it to everyone
The drunken, Liverpool supporting, bad spelling, Simpson loving, known as the drunkest of the spaminators, from England
without
alcohol, life would suck! pray for Mojo
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