Just basically post any interesting/funny conversations you have.
I\'ve seen a thread like this do well before so....
Background Info: Tom is an old friend from some old Nintendo forums I used to post at. I changed his name so you guys don\'t harass him... Tom is from Wales.... Di Spree is me.... Things in parentheses are things i\'m adding in.
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tomtomtom: hey
Di Spree: what happened? (*Tom just signed off abruptly)
Di Spree: god your strange
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: why now?
Di Spree: my speakers aren\'t working (*Tom tried to "Talk")
Di Spree: i need to restart my computer
tomtomtom: ok
Di Spree: but i can\'t
tomtomtom: whynot?
Di Spree: because i\'m downloading something
Di Spree: very important
tomtomtom: what is it?
Di Spree: a movie
Di Spree: from kazaa.com
Di Spree: silly turkey
tomtomtom: hmm ok
tomtomtom: is it pornography?
Di Spree: no way! (*Lie. It was pornography, heh)
Di Spree: man your a pervert!
Di Spree: girls have cooties!
Di Spree: its the ending to FFX
Di Spree: :-P
tomtomtom: haha cooties
Di Spree: what?
Di Spree: why is that funny?
tomtomtom: cooties
Di Spree: huh?
tomtomtom: cootiess!
Di Spree: man i bet you see purple penguins too!
tomtomtom wants to directly connect.
tomtomtom is now directly connected.
tomtomtom: whaoho!
Di Spree: better not be a virus
Di Spree: i\'m not fond of those
Di Spree: i\'m using a goverment computer
tomtomtom: lol ok
Di Spree: the pentagon is viewing this conversation right now
Di Spree: your last name isn\'t "Ali or "Mohammed" is it?
Tomtomtom: (*INSERT PAINTING OF TREE)
tomtomtom: nope!
tomtomtom: its a painting of a tree that i did
Di Spree: you have talent
Di Spree: you shall go far
Di Spree: with your trees
tomtomtom: thank you
Di Spree: trees make the big bills nowadays
tomtomtom: yes
tomtomtom: siree
Di Spree: yes missee
tomtomtom: who are you going to vote for when youre..18 or whatever the age is there
Di Spree: my penis
tomtomtom: ....
tomtomtom: ok
Di Spree: he can do alot of things
tomtomtom: like what?
Di Spree: Stand up tall, Fight muslim women
Di Spree: i am special.
tomtomtom: yes. we know
Di Spree: i ride a short bus to school
tomtomtom: i ride a long one
Di Spree: i ride a short one with kids in wheelchairs
tomtomtom: nice
tomtomtom: hows school in las vegas anyway?
Di Spree: its cool
Di Spree: in between classes we gamble
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: nice
Di Spree: yeah
Di Spree: we play strip poker with the cheerleaders
tomtomtom: haha
Di Spree: we do
Di Spree: I AM NOT JOKING!
Di Spree: this is how we get edumation
tomtomtom: lol ok
Di Spree: and no i didn\'t spell edumation wrong if your wondering
tomtomtom: i wasnt wondering
Di Spree: you were wandering
tomtomtom: nope!
Di Spree: YEAH YOU WERE
Di Spree: YOUR LIKE A NOMAD
Di Spree: YOU WANDER AROUND WITH SHEEP
Di Spree: AND LIVE IN CAVES!
Di Spree: YOU WORK FOR THE TALIBAN!
tomtomtom: erm.. no i dont
tomtomtom: i work for cuba!
tomtomtom: only joking - viewers!
Di Spree: riiiiight
Di Spree: how\'s NL? (*Inside Joke. NL was some forums that crashed.)
tomtomtom: bahaha
Di Spree: haha
Di Spree: that joke is always funnny
Di Spree: actually
tomtomtom: LOL
Di Spree: guess who i chit chatted with the other day?
tomtomtom: i dunno
Di Spree: Fireborn (*Old forum buddy)
tomtomtom: tell me!
Di Spree: and guess what.....
tomtomtom: what?
Di Spree: Fireborn is a Microsoft Fan Boy!!!!!
tomtomtom: lol
Di Spree: its very strange
Di Spree: oh how times change us all...
tomtomtom: yup!
Di Spree: goood days....
Di Spree: goooood days...
Di Spree: Oh\' happy days!
tomtomtom: monday tuesday, happy days!
Di Spree: SING IT BROTHA!
Di Spree: WEDNESDAY THURSDAY HAPPY DAYS!
Di Spree: THESEE DAYS ARE ALLLL!!!
Di Spree: HAPPY AND FREE!!!
tomtomtom: la la la
Di Spree: I am literally singing this song aloud in my house
Di Spree: and my dad just told me to Shut the **** up
tomtomtom: lol
Di Spree: see the trouble you get me into
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: your dads in the army right?
Di Spree: haaahaaaa
Di Spree: no
Di Spree: air force
Di Spree: geez
Di Spree: get your **** straight man!
tomtomtom: ok!
tomtomtom: is he in the navy too?
Di Spree: no.... and i see where you are going with the navy buddy!
tomtomtom: huh
Di Spree: riiiiiiight....
Di Spree: hahahaha
tomtomtom: what?
Di Spree: your buddy icon
Di Spree: is funny
tomtomtom: what is it?
Di Spree: its the picture of some AOL Buddy guy and his hand is outstretched, and there is a Red circle with a slash through it, and it says, "BLOCK"
Di Spree: it just cracks me up
tomtomtom: thats not a buddy icon!
Di Spree: it isn\'t?
tomtomtom: no.
tomtomtom: lol
Di Spree: oh well its funny anyways!
Di Spree: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: you use it to BLOCK people!
Di Spree: oh yeah
Di Spree: why is it funny then?
Di Spree: your weird tom
tomtomtom: ... shut yoYU!
Di Spree: riiiiiiight
Di Spree: hows europe?
Di Spree: are you getting enough fanta?
Di Spree: i sure am missing the fanta
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: no no fanta
Di Spree: no fanta in wales?
tomtomtom: yeah
Di Spree: why is wales such a reject?
tomtomtom: erm.. it isnt?
Di Spree: wales needs the fanta hook up
Di Spree: how bout England?
Di Spree: they have fanta right?
tomtomtom: we have fanta!
Di Spree: ohhhh
Di Spree: Lucky you
Di Spree: how many cases do you have in your fridge right now?
tomtomtom: non
tomtomtom: e
Di Spree: no really...
Di Spree: how many?
tomtomtom: zero!
Di Spree: so your just taking it for granted?
Di Spree: i was once like you...
Di Spree: but once you lose grasp of obtaining fanta... life is just meaningless....
tomtomtom: lol
Di Spree: does Wales have good bread?
Di Spree: thats another thing i miss about europe
Di Spree: they have the best ****ing bread in the world
Di Spree: i can live off bread and fanta
Di Spree: FANTA SANDWICHES!
tomtomtom: ...yeah nice bread!
Di Spree: do the girls in Wales look good?
Di Spree: or do they look like Whales?
Di Spree: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Di Spree: i crack myself up
tomtomtom: ... yes
tomtomtom: yeah they do i spose
tomtomtom: not that i have much to compare with
Di Spree: hahah
Di Spree: true....
Di Spree: so whats cool in wales?
Di Spree: there has to be something cool to it
tomtomtom: nope!
Di Spree: nothing?
Di Spree: do they have good grass?
tomtomtom: nope!
Di Spree: wow...
Di Spree: i like your tree
Di Spree: it enhances a boring and inanimate object to a lushful radiant piece of art
Di Spree: girls here love guys that can paint trees
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: good
Di Spree: yep
Di Spree: thats probably why i\'m so unsuccessful
Di Spree: i can\'t draw trees
Di Spree: and i chew on my GBA (*Inside joke. I once sent him a picture of me chewing on my GBA)
Di Spree: actually...
Di Spree: i sold my GBA
Di Spree: for 60 bucks
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: what didf you get
Di Spree: final fantasy X
tomtomtom: nice
Di Spree: yeah..
Di Spree: my colors are the official colors of a Fanta can (*My font colors on AIM are orange and blue)
Di Spree: Original flavor of course
tomtomtom: haha
tomtomtom: i noticed
tomtomtom: of course!
Di Spree: also...
Di Spree: here
Di Spree: in the states
Di Spree: they have this imitation of Fanta called Sunkist
Di Spree: it is also orange and blue
tomtomtom: we have that here too!
Di Spree: but it is full of sugar and piss
Di Spree: you do!?!?!?
Di Spree: man...
Di Spree: looks like Wales is jumping on the American bandwagon
tomtomtom: lol you wish
Di Spree: next thing you know you\'ll have mexicans
Di Spree: does wales have any mexicans?
tomtomtom: i dont think so
Di Spree: oh
tomtomtom: actually, we dont have many black people either!
tomtomtom: and i wanna get laid by a black girl by th age of 21
Di Spree: me too!
Di Spree: its priority number one just above college!
tomtomtom: lol
tomtomtom: let us join forces to get truly screwed by a couple of black babes
Di Spree: i\'ve made you say "lol" 16 times...
Di Spree: damn i\'m good
Di Spree: join forces?
Di Spree: no thanks...
Di Spree: i\'ll bring you down
Di Spree: heehee
tomtomtom: shut up
tomtomtom: my accent will aid us both
Di Spree: yeah it will
Di Spree: but i can\'t talk
Di Spree: i\'d be silent bob you\'d be jay
Di Spree: i need to do some yardwork
tomtomtom: pfft yardwork
Di Spree: yeah thats what i said
Di Spree: but i got punched in the gut for it
Di Spree: sooo farewell
Di Spree: i should be back soon
Di Spree: shouldn\'t take too long
Di Spree: by the way.... Luke is the coolest person that ever lived
tomtomtom: yea i know
Di Spree: no seriously he is the greatest man that ever lived
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