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Offline theomen
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Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
« on: April 09, 2002, 09:39:43 PM »
Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.

A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects\' car.

After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect\'s penis.
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Re: Here\'s one reason you shouldn\'t run from the cops
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2002, 06:00:56 AM »
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Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.

A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects\' car.

After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect\'s penis.


Holy SH*T, must of been Lorena Bobbets dog!!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2002, 06:02:43 AM »
I will never touch a dog in my life again!
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« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2002, 06:11:05 AM »
Damn... Thats nasty, gotta hurt pretty bad I say.

Deserves em right, and all over a pack of cigarettes...
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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2002, 09:21:36 AM »
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I will never touch a dog in my life again!



Nice to see ya.  I get it, you only post when its threads talking about dogs biting penises
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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2002, 09:32:43 AM »
Heh,that\'s the county I live in.Guess I should wear a cup next time I go out to steal cigs.:D
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2002, 10:47:38 AM »
i can already see the next fox special. . .

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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2002, 12:08:48 PM »
ouch!!!!!!!! thats gotta hurt..mayb they will do it on jackass soon
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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2002, 12:19:52 PM »
WTF running for a stupid pack of cigarettes?? not worth it at all.  To this day now, I still don\'t get why people can do such a thing...
« Last Edit: April 10, 2002, 05:51:54 PM by lionken07 »
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« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2002, 02:51:28 PM »
Thats one of those stories that makes you cringe and grab your pecker - OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2002, 02:59:06 PM »
OUCHY MOMMA!:laughing:
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2002, 03:03:58 PM »
Sucks to be that guy. Now he can\'t enjoy some pleasures he once had.
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2002, 05:22:49 PM »
If you\'re gonna go through that, at least steal something worth while.  I mean...come on...
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2002, 10:33:20 PM »
I have no pity for the guy, serves him right for being so focking stupid to steal a single pack of smokes. Hell, if he panhandled for a few hours, he could have had the money.

I think this guy is a future darwin award winner.
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2002, 11:02:07 AM »
Is that true. Because if that is true that ****ing sad. Those dogs should be outlawed. Bitting off a man\'s penise. That is not right. There should be a ****ing restraint on those dogs. Thats one reason I hate the police and dogs.
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