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Offline Kurt Angle

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Britney to Blame for increase in masturbation?
« on: April 13, 2002, 05:47:21 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2002, 05:53:14 AM »
The best quote from the article…


“First Britney does the ‘...Baby One More Time’ video, then Christina did the ‘Genie in a Bottle‘ one,” said 16-year-old fan James Levin. “Then Britney does that concert without a bra on, and Christina shows her panties off in ‘Rolling Stone.’ Britney tears her clothes off at the MTV awards, Christina wears the dress showing her thong. Britney has that ‘Don\'t Let Me Be the Last to Know’ video, Christina dresses as a whore in that ‘Moulin Rouge’ video. You know, man, I just don\'t have the time to masturbate that much.”


Doesn’t have enough time…HA! And he expects them to believe him.:D
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2002, 06:17:08 AM »
where can i see christina in that thong dress? pics? PLEASE :D
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2002, 06:57:48 AM »
I see a lot of guys complaining about how skanky those two are, but when I\'m honest with my self... I know exactly what I would do if one of em showed up at my door.....
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2002, 09:48:04 AM »
What a load of crap!!! I\'m sure that people would masturbate as much anyway, after all, there are a lot of nice women out there....
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2002, 11:48:07 AM »
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I see a lot of guys complaining about how skanky those two are, but when I\'m honest with my self... I know exactly what I would do if one of em showed up at my door.....


What if both showed up at the door looking like this?

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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2002, 11:51:16 AM »
I would thank god, pull down down my trousers and put my cock to some good use.
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Re: Britney to Blame for increase in masturbation?
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2002, 11:58:22 AM »
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Britney has a lot to answer for!

http://internettrash.com/users/therail/spears-masturbate.html


That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read (Next to real ultimate power ofcourse)... But, I dont think I have ever masterbated to either of them...  But yeah, If they came to my door....I think I would bang them with my.....wait....go to the thread about pink... I would to the same thing. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2002, 11:59:52 AM »
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I would thank god, pull down down my trousers and put my cock to some good use.



THAT\'S FUNNY!!!  :laughing:
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2002, 01:18:42 PM »
On a slightly serious note..Id say no, Ive never yanked it to her. Not to say she isnt a cutie, but she needs to be in playboy 1st :)

I predict that in 2005, give or take a year.
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2002, 02:38:01 PM »
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I see a lot of guys complaining about how skanky those two are.....


Guys or... homos?
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2002, 03:19:52 PM »
Yeah yeah yeah....

Don\'t you guys ever get sick of this stuff?

Ah, no need to answer.... stupid question I know.
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2002, 04:28:54 PM »
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Yeah yeah yeah....

Don\'t you guys ever get sick of this stuff?

Ah, no need to answer.... stupid question I know.


yes yes it was...

ahh that moulin rogue video i love that
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2002, 09:35:17 PM »
Britney is nasty. She is still hot though.
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2002, 09:56:51 PM »
I have to say their personalities seem a bit slutty to me, and I wouldn\'t date a chick that had that type of personality, but I wouldn\'t think twice about slap\'n skins with either of them, just as long as I had my trusty MUTE button handy.
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