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Offline SwifDi
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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2002, 02:35:50 PM »
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I cant believe its taken us this long before someone suggested that!!!! I AGREE :D


ARGH!@!!

I suggested she should have been banned about a month ago!

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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2002, 04:12:13 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2002, 06:33:19 AM »
Elephant Rape
 Once there was this man, and he was walking in the desert of Australia. His asshole was hurting so much, he could hardly walk. The man reached a tent that a doctor was in. The man said, \'\'Oh doctor, can you help me?\'\'
\'\'What is wrong,\'\' said the doctor.

\'\'Well, my asshole is in pain.\'\'

\'\'Let me look,\'\' replied the doctor. So the guy dropped his pants and the doctor saw that his asshole was the size of basketball.

\'\'Wow, how did you get your asshole that big\'\'

\'\'An elephant raped me.\'\'

\'\'Well, I may be a human doctor, but I know elephants have long and skinny penises.\'\'

\'\'Yeah, I know, but this elephant used his finger.\'\'
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2002, 06:37:22 AM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
Elephant Rape
 Once there was this man, and he was walking in the desert of Australia. His asshole was hurting so much, he could hardly walk. The man reached a tent that a doctor was in. The man said, \'\'Oh doctor, can you help me?\'\'
\'\'What is wrong,\'\' said the doctor.

\'\'Well, my asshole is in pain.\'\'

\'\'Let me look,\'\' replied the doctor. So the guy dropped his pants and the doctor saw that his asshole was the size of basketball.

\'\'Wow, how did you get your asshole that big\'\'

\'\'An elephant raped me.\'\'

\'\'Well, I may be a human doctor, but I know elephants have long and skinny penises.\'\'

\'\'Yeah, I know, but this elephant used his finger.\'\'




lol,lol,lol:laughing:


Now that was funny chit man! D*mn my side hurt. I needed that.:D
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2002, 01:08:26 PM »
yeah ive heard it b4!!!!! great joke though!!!!!




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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2002, 06:13:19 PM »
:rpissed:ALright ASS Holes listen here and listen good. I dont know who the F***is Ps2 Girl and I dont\' like the way treating me on this dumb ass forum. My Nick is ChaOs . I\'m a F***ing Male god dammit. A MotherF***ing Male. I have your ****ing I.P.\'s. Imma bout\' to kick somebody ass in here. I\'m 15. I lift 189lbs in benchpressing:evil:. I play football and Basketball for High School. I\'m gonna kick somebody\'s ass. Starting with that Fagat Video F***ing holic. Try Me. Heh,heh!:D

your+computer+me=VIRUS!!!!!!!!!:rpissed:
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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2002, 06:49:33 PM »
you + me = banned
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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2002, 08:01:05 PM »
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:rpissed:ALright ASS Holes listen here and listen good. I dont know who the F***is Ps2 Girl and I dont\' like the way treating me on this dumb ass forum. My Nick is ChaOs . I\'m a F***ing Male god dammit. A MotherF***ing Male. I have your ****ing I.P.\'s. Imma bout\' to kick somebody ass in here. I\'m 15. I lift 189lbs in benchpressing:evil:. I play football and Basketball for High School. I\'m gonna kick somebody\'s ass. Starting with that Fagat Video F***ing holic. Try Me. Heh,heh!:D

your+computer+me=VIRUS!!!!!!!!!:rpissed:


I have to thank you, because this is going to be my new sig.  Anytime I feel blue I can go and look at this and it will cheer me up.

Now as for you benching 189lbs, when you hit the three hundred area, then you can share your bench max, but when you\'re counting single plates(the 9 in 189 means you\'re counting 1pound plates), you better keep your mouth shut.  (but then again if this is ps2_girl I\'m still not impressed, because for someone with as much facial hair as you, I expect more)

As for a virus, you know what I\'ll even give you my IP if you want, and you can just sit at your computer, furrow your little brow and think to yourself "what the hell is telnet?"

And finally, yes Vid may or may not be gay, but keep one thing in mind, he\'s still the king of amature porn!

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Does anyone else think this guy sounds like Will Ferrow, in his skit when he\'s like "You don\'t dis-respect me, I drive a Miata, I\'m a lawyer, I go to court, and use big words!"
« Last Edit: April 18, 2002, 11:00:31 PM by theomen »

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« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2002, 10:12:55 PM »
Heh, I just cleaned 21 viruses off my computer the other day.  Eat me.
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« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2002, 03:33:33 AM »
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Does anyone else think this guy sounds like Will Ferrow, in his skit when he\'s like "You don\'t dis-respect me, I drive a Miata, I\'m a lawyer, I go to court, and use big words!"



I personally think the kid sounds like an over stressed, hormone-induced chick that just experienced her first period…Hmmmm, PS2_girl. Definitely gotta be her!
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