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Offline Kurt Angle

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« on: April 20, 2002, 07:00:13 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2002, 07:10:48 AM »
ohhh C\'mon I was bored OK, and I forgot to read the instructions. Jeez it could happen to anyone.
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« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2002, 07:35:27 AM »
ROFL.........:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2002, 09:00:50 AM »
in the words of Austin powers...its not Mine....reallly it isnt!



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« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2002, 10:24:14 AM »
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The medical staff of the Royal Sussex County Hospital in Brighton, England tried to free the willy of a patient that was stuck inside a metal sex toy.



*snicker* Err, like, was that the "SuperRealFeelMetal Booteeh"... I don\'t gets it... drill a hole in a thick metal plate and have a poke if you really fancy that kinda stuff... :p
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« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2002, 10:53:35 AM »
You would be surprised at the number of people that have "personal play" related injuries every year. Things *stuck* in certain area\'s...members stuck in certain things..etc.
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« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2002, 10:58:44 AM »
I\'m a big fan of the female vagina myself.
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« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2002, 06:37:23 PM »
Well at least getting your penis stuck in a sex toy isn\'t as embarassing as getting your sex toy stuck in your...* :eek: *
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« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2002, 06:43:22 PM »
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I\'m a big fan of the female vagina myself.


And if you get stuck in one, it really isn\'t that bad.
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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2002, 07:50:26 PM »
How embarressing. :laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2002, 09:02:41 PM »
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And if you get stuck in one, it really isn\'t that bad.


At least you\'d have someone to chat with.
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2002, 09:32:18 PM »
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At least you\'d have someone to chat with.


As if that is always a wanted situation :D
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2002, 12:19:02 PM »
rofl!!!!!!!!!



but why would he walk like john wayn ifit wason his d!ck!!!??
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« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2002, 01:28:11 AM »
That happend to me once.
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« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2002, 07:02:49 AM »
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Originally posted by Hawke


*snicker* Err, like, was that the "SuperRealFeelMetal Booteeh"... I don\'t gets it... drill a hole in a thick metal plate and have a poke if you really fancy that kinda stuff... :p


Actually, the impression I get from the story is that it was one of those metal rings that wrap around the testicles, to provide, erm stimulation. Not that I have ever used one..Someone told me about them...erm.....uhm...

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