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Offline nO-One

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Are you a Mac user....then your a satanist!!!
« on: April 22, 2002, 12:46:53 AM »
Well atleast according to this guy.
http://members.truepath.com/objective/propaganda.html
(scroll down past the jibberish to see his view on Apple computers.

Good stuff :D
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Are you a Mac user....then your a satanist!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2002, 03:32:39 AM »
:evil:

Must serve..the dark one..For the anti-christ, my leader, Steve Job\'s tells me to... OS X shall bring hell to earth..Yes, the dark one\'s are we the MAC owners....

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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2002, 07:37:50 AM »
Well, my Satanism knows no bounds. I wake up every day happy thinking "Man, it\'s a good day to be a Satanist".
Then I go out and praise communism and bad talk the church.

But in all seriousness, how can one man be so deluted.

(on another note, this was post 3333, how friggin cool is that.)
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Re: Are you a Mac user....then your a satanist!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2002, 08:24:54 AM »
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Originally posted by nO-One
Well atleast according to this guy.
http://members.truepath.com/objective/propaganda.html
(scroll down past the jibberish to see his view on Apple computers.

Good stuff :D



Nothing new to me man, most of my mac-user friends look like they enjoy sacrificing little forest creatures on their days off.:D
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Are you a Mac user....then your a satanist!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2002, 10:14:21 AM »
jeezus, did anyone actually bother to read that article. Its utter crap. Selective use of facts, massivley hypocritical statements and above all, bull.

the mac promotes communism because its open source? err...sure mate. Winblows is much closer to being evil than mac could ever be.
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2002, 10:20:52 AM »
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Originally posted by Disc 2
jeezus, did anyone actually bother to read that article. Its utter crap. Selective use of facts, massivley hypocritical statements and above all, bull.

the mac promotes communism because its open source? err...sure mate. Winblows is much closer to being evil than mac could ever be.


Okay man; now take a deep breath…gooood.

Now, I posted something in sarcasm. I found the article to be a bunch of absolute horsy chit and have no hard feelings towards Mac users…other than the fact that calling them Mac users makes them sound as if they are something you might find on the menu at McDonalds…ahem, that was just a joke too friend.
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« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2002, 10:37:29 AM »
no, just ranting at the article, not at you :D

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Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple2 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness3.


or maybe its just an apple :)
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« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2002, 01:19:49 PM »
Take a look at the picture he included, then read the caption below. Comedy Gold :D

Maybe someone should tell him that the original Mac debuted at 666$
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Are you a Mac user....then your a satanist!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2002, 02:00:06 PM »
n0-0ne, look out your window.  I\'m outside your house right now with a torch.
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« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2002, 04:52:28 PM »
OMG there you are!!! :eek:
OK I turned off the Macs, only have pc\'s running at the moment, give me a few days to rid me of these heathen machines, I beg you kind sir.
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Are you a Mac user....then your a satanist!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2002, 04:54:48 PM »
Err...I denounce religion and don\'t think communism is half bad.  Should I get a Mac?

And yes, the one button mouse is pure evil.
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2002, 05:37:57 PM »
[SIZE=8]IF HE FLOATS HE\'S A WITCH[/SIZE]
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« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2002, 05:48:45 PM »
You better watch out Emp, I use both Macs and PC\'s. I know how you think thanks to my PC experience, and I can and will use my evil Mac man witch powers to turn you into a newt......and this time you won\'t get better :p
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