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Offline videoholic

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I may have found god!!!!
« on: April 26, 2002, 04:35:35 PM »
And he\'s right around the corner...
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Man Wants To Change Name To \'God\'
Name-Change Decision Expected Next Week
Posted: 8:36 a.m. EDT April 25, 2002
Updated: 8:44 a.m. EDT April 25, 2002

LAKE CITY, Fla. -- A Lake City man has petitioned a court to change his name to "god,\'\' spelled in all lower-case, and a judge has taken it under advisement.
Charles Haffey is a Vietnam vet who had a nervous breakdown while in southeast Asia in 1968. He said that if the name "god\'\' is taken, he\'ll settle for the name "god on earth.\'\'

Haffey said that his former self died in Vietnam in 1968.

He said that he has tried to bring himself back with drink, drugs, sex or about anything you can name, but nothing has worked.

The judge notes Haffey suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and is taking psychotropic medications. The decision on the name change is expected next week, after Circuit Judge Vernon Douglas researches some things.

Haffey has served brief jail time in Nassau County for having a standoff with police in 1999. But he said that\'s all behind him now.

He said that he\'s not the Supreme Being and "can\'t levitate you or anything.\'\' Haffey said that calling himself "god\'\' means escaping his previous life as an overachiever and perfectionist.
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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2002, 01:23:32 AM »
The world is crazy, and you, americans, a bit more :p
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2002, 07:27:33 PM »
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The world is crazy, and you, americans, a bit more :p


Thanks freak. *begins throwing coins at Adan*
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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2002, 07:48:28 PM »
You didnt know my real name was Allah?
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2002, 08:22:00 AM »
lol!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2002, 09:33:16 AM »
I\'d much rather be called Satan or Lusifer, but I\'ll settle for what most people call me "You there behind the bush"
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2002, 09:40:29 PM »
If the man wants to change his name to "god", so be it. I see nothing wrong with it.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2002, 09:42:57 PM »
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but I\'ll settle for what most people call me "You there behind the bush"


hahahahah..
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2002, 09:49:34 PM »
Free country, can\'t deny the man the right to name himself, for all I care he could be named sh!tface.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2002, 09:58:50 PM »
People are getting crazier every day.
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2002, 04:10:14 AM »
He should change his last name to d*amnit so people could call him by his full name…;)
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