Your Daily Horoscope:

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip



Did you even read the posts? They are not actual horoscopes. It is joke horoscopes.
Geeze.

:rolleyes:

Yeah I read them. Didn’t find them to be funny. Besides, it’s early in the morning here and my eyes don’t work so good at this hour.

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you\'re bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

The first part sounds like me but the rest is BS

Originally posted by project86
I have never taken much time to think about what some astrologer thinks my date of birth brings to my fortune or future. I say that anybody who reads the stars or seeks advice from the sun or moon needs help. But that is just a personal thought. If they want to… feel free, it’s your life.

I don\'t believe in fate or horoscopes myself. But these are JOKES, not real. I found \'em in my mail box, and thought people here would enjoy a laugh. :yawn:

Originally posted by luckee


ditto..this is too much..a fellow midwesterner AND an fellow aries... wanna goto bed?

CRAP!! I too fall in this midwestern aries catigory. And no i shall not go to bed with anyone here.

Originally posted by Tom G


I don\'t believe in fate or horoscopes myself. But these are JOKES, not real. I found \'em in my mail box, and thought people here would enjoy a laugh. :yawn:

That’s cool man. I have no problem with jokes like these. I just didn’t find them funny.:snore:

Originally posted by Tom G

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you\'re prone to bull****ting and you\'re a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.


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I am a Virgo.  Cheap, yes, wouldnt buy anything unless someone else brought it for me.   Bastard, no! And not a queer.  But I must say Tom G that is some funny crap!