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Author Topic: need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!  (Read 793 times)

Offline Joker
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I need to write a short story revolving around symbols.

EXAMPLE:
a woman finds out she is pregnant, when she goes home she finds her husband drunk. As shes putting the groceries away her husband starts yelling at her for not making him his dinner yet.
He eventually slaps her and while she is on the ground he kicks her in the stomache.

as she in on the ground she notices the eggs are broken on the ground.

POINT OF STORY:
broken eggs resemble broken dreams.

anyone who could help within the next hour would be greatly appreciated.
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need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2002, 05:21:30 PM »
Man\'s out walking, he trips and falls face down into a pile of fresh dog poo.

Moral of the story:
Sh!t happens
I recently discovered that my ass is the key to the universe.....now I must fight to protect my ass from those who might abuse it!!!

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need help for school ASAP...need people with good imaginations!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2002, 05:25:07 PM »
lol

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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2002, 05:57:08 PM »
Man rapes donkey

Moral of the story:
Donkeyz are good to go with some ludes
This is America and I can still pay for sex with pennies

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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2002, 06:01:11 PM »
no no no! It has to be a story that WON\'T get me expelled.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2002, 06:19:00 PM »
How \'bout.  "Boy gets his wisdom teeth removed, recovers for a week, misses school, and fails a test."

The wisdom teeth represent his wisdom.  I\'m so smart!
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