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Offline Deadpool
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« on: April 30, 2002, 03:05:49 PM »
A couple months ago my dad and I were driving down the road.  This old man went and looked in his mail box then he turned around and then started peeing in his yard!  The guy went to the bathroom by a main road.
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2002, 05:42:57 PM »
So.. he was probably like 80 f*cking years old and couldn\'t make it to the bathroom. I mean, which sounds more degrading to you, peeing at the side of the road or peeing in your pants because you can\'t hold it anymore like them young\'uns do.

Either that or he\'s just so old that he dosen\'t care anymore. Either way, that\'s cool as hell what he did. I\'d probably do the same thing if I was him instead of having to wear some crap diaper like a 2 year old. The guy probably fought in World War II for christs sake, and people expect him to wear pull-ups?
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2002, 05:54:18 PM »
I really don\'t care what he did, he\'s earned the ability to do whatever the hell he feels like, respect your damn elders!  just be glad he wasn\'t pissing on your tire.

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2002, 03:40:57 AM »
Hey you two need to chill out!  I thought it was pretty funny.  I do respect my elders, so I dont need you telling me that.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2002, 04:06:10 AM »
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Originally posted by Deadpool
Hey you two need to chill out!  I thought it was pretty funny.  I do respect my elders, so I dont need you telling me that.


I’m gonna guess that Theomen and SonyFan are your elders too ya little whipper snapper! D*mn kids these days!:mad:

Don’t let me catch you giving these guys any more lip ya little rug rat!!!111:mad:


:p


As for the story, I agree with SonyFan, He’s old, let him pee where he pleases!
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2002, 09:37:48 AM »
hahah..

sorry fellas.. i couldnt help but laugh at the story :)

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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2002, 12:52:40 PM »
lol..maybe he lawn was catching on fire and he had to put it out!!!! but how do you know it was his house??? maybe its someones house he dont like!!!
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2002, 03:21:38 PM »
Hey, hey I posted up this topic to have a little fun.  I know the old guy can do what ever he wants, I just think it funny.  Id pee in my backyard to if I felt like it too
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2002, 10:57:54 AM »
just be glad he didnt need a number 2
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