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Offline MaXiMaN
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« on: May 05, 2002, 01:57:54 AM »
How do you deal with stress? When I get all stressed and screwed I read a book or go do some gardening if the day is fine. I seldom break anything. If I do go for some kind of destructiveness it\'s usualy grabbing a piece of paper and screwing it up and throwing it where ever.
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2002, 03:15:25 AM »
Relefens, Parafon Forte, Oxycotin, Ludes, Valium, Xanax..

But my favorite way to deal with stress? Two 500mg Hydrocodine bullets to the head. :D Aww yeah :D
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2002, 03:20:41 AM »
Your a New Zealander, go hump a sheep.

Other then that, 50mg of Geroteertphe should do the trick...
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2002, 03:47:40 AM »
What is it about Australians and New Zealanders?  As if Australia is some wonderful place.

If you need a good stress reliever, go to the humane society and get a cat.  You can think of all sorts of fun stuff to do with a cat.

Tie it\'s back legs todether.

Put tape on it\'s feet.

Squirt him with a squirt gun.
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2002, 04:07:01 AM »
or bash it over the head with a shovel..
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2002, 05:00:58 AM »
saw a guy do that once, we almost killed the ****er :/
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2002, 05:23:09 AM »
Masturbation normally relieves tension. Nothing better than killing a few kittens
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2002, 05:41:05 AM »
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saw a guy do that once, we almost killed the ****er :/


sweet jesus

*backs away slowly*

you uhh.. you know i was just joking.. right?
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2002, 08:19:20 AM »
Beat up a younger sibling thats always a good stress reliever.
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2002, 09:48:08 AM »
Listen to Enya as you kill a stray cat.
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2002, 09:58:05 AM »
change your name to ~Freestylah~ and practice your break dancing moves..

then fend off the ensuing homosexuals with a stick..
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2002, 08:50:07 AM »
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change your name to ~Freestylah~ and practice your break dancing moves..

then fend off the ensuing homosexuals with a stick..

Just spend a few minutes or hours reading the funny chit here in the forums. And Bob, that was funny!:laughing:

Punching a clown is always an alternative though.:D
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2002, 08:57:57 AM »
4 OR 5 30-round mags of 7.62 X 39mm (hollowpoints, of course...)from an AK-47 into a pile of discarded pumpkins, tomatoes watermelons and whatever else you have from about 20-30 meters.....that feels real nice... or how about drinking....?
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2002, 09:42:24 AM »
Jack Danyuls chiz??
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2002, 09:45:05 AM »
Leths jus settal 4 capin morgan…
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