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Offline M4
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Laugh at my funny joke!
« on: May 05, 2002, 03:11:31 PM »
The codename for Xbox 2 is "Project Hiroshima."

But we all know it will be a complete bomb anyway.

BA-DUM PSSHH!

What SUPER AWESOME jokes have you come up with in the past 48 hours?
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2002, 03:34:29 PM »
im sure of you had relatives that died in hiroshima you would never have posted this


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Re: Laugh at my funny joke!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2002, 04:21:32 PM »
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Originally posted by M4
The codename for Xbox 2 is "Project Hiroshima."

But we all know it will be a complete bomb anyway.

BA-DUM PSSHH!

What SUPER AWESOME jokes have you come up with in the past 48 hours?


and you guys thought my joke stunk!!  I say no more ;)
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Re: Laugh at my funny joke!
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2002, 05:32:27 PM »
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Originally posted by M4
What SUPER AWESOME jokes have you come up with in the past 48 hours?


What do you call a deer with no eyes?






No ideer! hahahahahahahahahaha!
« Last Edit: May 05, 2002, 07:51:20 PM by The Stapler »
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Re: Re: Laugh at my funny joke!
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2002, 06:18:51 PM »
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What do you call a dear with no eyes?






No idear! hahahahahahahahahaha!


What do you call an idiot that can\'t spell "deer"?

Answer: The Stapler!
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2002, 06:51:43 PM »
What do you call an Ethiopian (sp?) with a feather up his ass?

A dart. :laughing:
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2002, 07:51:05 PM »
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What do you call an idiot that can\'t spell "deer"?

Answer: The Stapler!


Doh!
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2002, 08:52:05 PM »
heheh, M4 funny..
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2002, 09:33:20 PM »
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im sure of you had relatives that died in hiroshima you would never have posted this


:(


no one should be that sensitive, otherwise they shouldnt watch movies that deal with WW2.

I have 2 disabled ppl in my family, yet it doesnt stop me from making handicapped jokes. They dont mind b/c they are secure and have accepted their fate.

Things that arent *tasteful* are only that way due to society. People would enjoy themselves more in life if they learned to lighten up a tad and not dwell on things that are way in the past.

This whole post isnt directed at you btw..
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2002, 11:35:16 PM »
M4 = teh funneh
Freestylah = teh suck!!11
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2002, 12:33:47 AM »
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?











Where\'s my tractor?



hahahahahahahha :rolleyes:
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2002, 01:37:03 AM »
These are some of the worst jokes that I ever heard.
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2002, 01:44:26 AM »
Has this turned into a license to spam?
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2002, 02:55:40 AM »
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These are some of the worst jokes that I ever heard.


thats what makes them so great!
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2002, 03:28:17 AM »
This thread is a joke in itself…funny too!



I know the pic doesn’t fit here but what the hell, its funny.
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