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« on: May 08, 2002, 01:57:18 PM »
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damn missed the pic... and i come on here everyday......sowhat was it


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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2002, 11:50:10 PM »
freshly arranged nipples sitting slightly to the side of the bowl wading ever so closely to the edge.  All of a sudden ~FreeStylah~ enters and calls out "Hey everyone, i have a new name"  he then bends over and proceeds to be reemed by his very closest friend.  Soon after this, ##RaCeR##\'s **** started to get sore, so he decided he would use his mouth and relieve ~Freestylah~ of all the fluid that has gathered in the inner sanctum that is ~FreeStylah~\'s rectum.  Racer then ran off and filled a 150 gallon drum with it, and hid it in the park.  Suddenly, a small polish whistle made in japan and sodomised by the 1999 King of the Ring, Luke walked into a shop and screamed out "MY DAUGHTER HAS A BELT BUCKLE INSTEAD OF A VAGINA".  "Is this true??" the entire PSX2Central community asked exasperated from watching Racer sucking on FreeStylah\'s balls.. when all of a sudden some freshly grown garden gnomes peeped in through a window and shouted "YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS BOBS_HARDWARE" sitting there naked, Bob ran over to the local conveniece store bought himself some aspirin.. "this will make those nosey penguins with their Baldur\'s Gate: Dark Alliance videogames stand up and beg for mercy.. "MY NIPPLES ARE ACTUALLY OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS" screams Fastson as he makes his way into the canadian centre for retarded and mentally challenged peoples (pretty much all of canada).. "i have $32 american dollars and a surprisingly swelled up foreskin.. can i have change".. Osama Bin Liner then replied "No, i felt you and your breeze enter and never have you not once shown me how to not even try to when i showed up and didnt go but tried to SHOWER MY GOLDEN BREASTS WITH YOUR WHITE WHITE LOVE JUICE!".. suddenly Racer comes running back with his painfully small erectile jutting out in the air.  He grabs it with his hand and says to Kevin Costner "Waterworld???  what were you thinking..?  maybe you should remake waterworld, only set it in the future after a nuclear holocaust, you can play a Postman, only your not really a postman.. maybe an illiterate porn queen wasting her life in the echelons of obscurity before being shown how to.." Suddenly, he is interrupted by Alan Alda, "Didnt i have a career ten years ago??" he queries, only to be shot down by a Mig Russion Fighter jet (ONLY THE RED ONES TASTE LIKE OVALTINE!).  Steven Spielberg (who shall now be named "Glori Estefan") was riding a donkey naked and showing quite a rash that had suddenly arisen on her inner thighs.  With a smirk EmporerRob comments "and to think you thought you couldnt get gonarreah from riding on a donkey"  yes, i know i mis-spelled it but anyway the felatio twins (PS2_girl and Billy Baldwin) then showed up an hour later pretending to be 2/3 of the golden girls (although Gloria Estefan wasnt available for comment, she feels a slight burning sensation) when all of a sudden..

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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2002, 04:03:37 AM »
(dude, i had to keep it clean for the fact that this is a family board.. i could link you to some much crazier stuff  :))

...on a dolphin with elbows...

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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2002, 08:30:02 AM »
could afford, with today\'s inflated..

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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2002, 08:41:11 AM »
attached to his forehead and..

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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2002, 09:27:20 AM »
bowling ball manufacturers who practice..

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2002, 10:46:08 PM »
and shoot fragrent rectal darts..

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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2002, 09:11:35 AM »
stabbing themeselves in the eyes..

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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2002, 09:30:33 AM »
ohhh.. poor baby videoholic doesnt like it when he is left out of all the spamming..  *pinches cheeks*  awww, there there schnoogums, dont let the big bad spammers get in your way of having a good widdle time

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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2002, 01:30:08 PM »
corridor with giant tentacled aliens...
the earthquake hits the theater
but the operetta lingers
then the piano lid comes down
and breaks his ****ing fingers

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2002, 04:53:34 PM »
and then the story ended

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2002, 05:28:36 PM »
unfortunately, chizzy kills the kitten
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2002, 06:56:56 PM »
Blade likes eating dead animals
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2002, 06:58:21 PM »
incredibly hot steamy crazy monkey...

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2002, 10:49:34 AM »
by his cat, who thought...
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