Here\'s another that happened to my friend who works at a computer technical service desk.
One day, he gets a call from a lady that says that she\'s having problems installing the network printer. My friend asked the lady if the computer sees the printer, and her reply was "Yes it\'s should see it, because I turned the monitor towards the printer and I removed everything that would block its sight"
At this point my friend politely told the lady to put the computer back in the box it came in, and ship it back to the manufacturer\'s. The lady asks, "is it that bad?" and my friend replied, "Yes, you\'re too stupid to have a computer"