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Offline ##RaCeR##
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« on: May 11, 2002, 10:30:58 PM »
Mike Schergers essay did not go down well with his teacher and principal. After being told to write a story about how your body betrays you, he handed in an essay that his teacher did not like. The teacher took the story to the principal.  
 
The story he wrote is about: "an embarrassed teenager whom he described as having "a boner" (an erection)," and the principal said it was "sexually offensive" and suspended him for five days which is the maximum time allowed.  
 
Heather Scherger, Mike\'s Mom, was furious and said that her son\'s story was about real life. Mike has been told that he can go back to the school in three days time if he then agrees to go and see a counsellor for the other two.

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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2002, 10:38:45 PM »
i laughed at the title of the thread..

nothing else  :)

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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2002, 12:48:15 PM »
lol......... i guess it is in what he wanted, but he really should of thought before writing it
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2002, 05:22:34 PM »
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
i laughed at the title of the thread..

nothing else  :)


Fascinating.  Thanks for letting us know.


I think Racer meant that "he loved choaking on a boner"
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2002, 07:51:35 PM »
I hate it when schools punish students for doing exactly what they prescribe.  If they don\'t lay down guidlines when they give you such an assignment, then why would a (realilistically, here) non sexual topic like an embarrasing erection not be an acceptable issue.  

Men have 20 erections a day (as taken from this interesting manstuff site), 11 during the day.  I like every other person who survived puberty, to hit his 20s knows that, hey, lets face it, they happen at awkward moments.
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2002, 07:59:06 PM »
The trick is to conceal it without giving it away.  Like a magician. ;]

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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2002, 08:04:52 PM »
20 erections???
oooooh YES big daddy!!!  Uh..Uh!!! YES...YES...YES!!!

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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2002, 08:07:40 PM »
Yes.... that seems about right to me....

We learn to hide it very well, quickly into puberty.  After all erections are easy to come by.  Any stray naughty thought, even an accidental \'brush\' by your clothing can cause a physiological reaction.
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2002, 08:13:33 PM »
I wanna boner.
oooooh YES big daddy!!!  Uh..Uh!!! YES...YES...YES!!!

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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2002, 08:15:36 PM »
Well, if you live in the Ottawa, Ontario area.. I\'m sure that could be arranged...

:eek:

Sorry, sorry.... late night... no sex for two weeks... getting antsy.  Gnight.  Don\'t take it personally.  

PS - Boners are a lot of fun!

PPS - I\'m sure that stat is averaged.. afterall, most guys my age like me probably have more than 35 a day, but I\'m sure it\'ll slow down to 5-10 when I\'m much older. :D
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2002, 08:26:03 PM »
So how old are you?

I got one in church once.

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2002, 01:32:43 AM »
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Men have 20 erections a day
Only 20?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)

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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2002, 04:41:32 AM »
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I got one in church once.


HAHAHAH

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2002, 05:16:39 AM »
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I wanna boner.


I wanna bone her too....
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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2002, 07:33:14 AM »
The worst are when your in a pool!!!

 

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