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« on: May 14, 2002, 03:45:08 AM »
Apparently lezbians are having trouble getting sperm.  Apparently sperm donors want to keep their donations from same sex couples.  

So instead of you guys dropping all your seed in the shower, why don\'t you go make good use of your talents and help some lezbians out.


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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2002, 04:40:18 AM »
Lez be freinds.
Homo you don\'t.

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2002, 04:46:42 AM »
I will kill kittens in the shower. If there happens to be lesbians in the sewers....oh well... :p
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2002, 05:13:20 AM »
My neighbours across the straight, are dykes, and the one of them just popped out twins, a boy and a girl, I was like poor kids.

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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2002, 05:39:18 AM »
poor kids?

i would gladly have traded my angry bitter abusive (divorced) parents for a pair of happy-go-lucky lesbians to raise me with love and compassion


who are yer parents, carol and mike brady?
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2002, 05:50:37 AM »
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poor kids?

i would gladly have traded my angry bitter abusive (divorced) parents for a pair of happy-go-lucky lesbians to raise me with love and compassion


who are yer parents, carol and mike brady?


Believe it or not, I come from a family very similar to the Waltons. We\'re nice to each other, we have meals together, we help each other out....so, anyway, poor kids. Not because their parents are lesbos....but the crap they gotta go through when they go to school.
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2002, 07:00:33 AM »
what crap?

lesbians are on TV, they are on the radio, they wait on you at the restaurants, they teach the kids at school

look at ellen, or rosie

dont be such homophobes
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2002, 07:32:49 AM »
....again....

Phobia\'s are FEAR\'S, not dislike/disagreement.

"Homophobe" is an ignorant misnomer.

By telling someone who disagrees with homosexual lifestyles, and agendas to not be "Homophobic", you are basically telling them not to hold to their beliefs. Who the hell are you to tell someone what to believe??

What? Should I tell you to quit being so "Christianphobic", or "Hetrophobic", or even "Naturalphobic" (since homo\'s can\'t naturally have children).

Please. Each person has the right to agree or disagree with behavior and labeling (falsely) those who disagree is plain communistic... Oh wait.. you ARE mm:p
« Last Edit: May 14, 2002, 07:39:39 AM by CygnusXI »
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2002, 07:40:05 AM »
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what crap?

lesbians are on TV, they are on the radio, they wait on you at the restaurants, they teach the kids at school

look at ellen, or rosie

dont be such homophobes


I\'m not talking about their lesbian parents....the crap I\'m talking about is the teasing, insults, snide indirect remarks regarding the kids\'s parents. This is probably what they\'ll go through in school. I\'m not saying that lesbians and gays should not have kids.
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2002, 07:59:32 AM »
Theres 4 teachers at my school that are butch lesbians, how disgusting.  But if two decent lesbians want my sperm all they have to do is put on a show for me.
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2002, 08:36:45 AM »
The gay and lesbian community is full of nice people. I have no problem with the men and woman, just with the act of homosexuality. I can sit here and spit out debates all day but it all comes down to one question…is it natural? NO. It is not. I say, kill kittens any were you want. I will not help out a community that I cannot agree with.

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2002, 08:36:52 AM »
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I\'m not talking about their lesbian parents....the crap I\'m talking about is the teasing, insults, snide indirect remarks regarding the kids\'s parents. This is probably what they\'ll go through in school. I\'m not saying that lesbians and gays should not have kids.


but if the two lesbians are particularly good looking.. then during high-school, that kid is gonna have lots of friends wanting to come round after school..

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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2002, 09:03:53 AM »
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but if the two lesbians are particularly good looking.. then during high-school, that kid is gonna have lots of friends wanting to come round after school..


That\'s just it. I doubt the kids will want to entertain his/her friends by letting them have a peep show of their lesbian parents. Thus....more crap they gotta deal with.

Although I\'d sure as hell be interested in seeing two hot lesbos in action! :eek:
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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2002, 09:24:25 AM »
Hahaha... Men.

You all think lezbo sex is a turn on. What you fail to realize is that men can watch a woman have sex (be sexual) with any person place or thing and get turned on. It\'s all about the woman.
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2002, 09:30:21 AM »
Ehhh...moot points in my opinion.  How much do classmates care about a kid\'s parents anyway?  Yeah, I can see how rumors will be spread, but kids with homosexual parents aren\'t the only targets of ridicule.  There are probably several kids with same-sex parents at any of your schools...and I\'m willing to bet the impact is about zero.  I will ALWAYS contend that a child who has been raised to be confident, and comfortable with themselves, will have the least chance of being singled out by bullies or other such asshole children.  I guess we shouldn\'t have any poor parents, janitor parents, and the president of the US definitely shouldn\'t be allowed to have kids.  Because they might get teased.

As for homosexuality not being "natural."  I\'m sooo tired of hearing that lame argument.  (It\'s okay project86, I still like you).  Look around, look outside and tell me how much of what you see is natural.  The plastic in our keyboards and the steel in our cars are going to be around 500 years after we\'re gone.  How natural is that?  People who say, "It just ain\'t natural" make me think of those cartoon rednecks on King of the Hill.

 

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