Originally posted by Living-In-Clip
Once again, your jaded gamer / movie viewer chimes in with his comments.
Crap. Crapola. Medicore. [/color]
These words describe my thoughts on Episode 2: Attack of the Bad movie..err..Clones..Sorry.
Why you ask? Well, keep in mind this could contain some spoilers[/color] (or a lot).
LAST WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD
1) Too much lovey dovey crap. I don\'t want to watch no damn love story.
2)Count Poopoo (heh, I\'m so witty.) was a terrible villian for the end. He couldn\'t even act!
3) The decent scene where Anakin goes all Mister. Badass on the Tuskmen? They cut it ! I mean, it shows one head fly and then they switch scene\'s. This is something I wanted to see damnit!!
4) It was pretty damn boring.
5) They under-minded Anakin\'s power totally. He should of been able to take on the Count Doku himself, but nope. He got his ass kicked. Go friggin\' figure.
6) Yoda was cool, somewhat. Except that cheesey scene of him training the boys.
7) All the clones are clones of Jango Fett? WHY? He was a pansy! He got his ass kicked. Of all people, why clone that wuss?
8) Jar Jar. \'Nuff said.
9) Cheesey space flight scenes, like when they are chasing that one chick through the city. I mean, I don\'t care if Anakin is a Jedi, he cannot jump from a ship and somehow manage to keep falling....and keep falling....and continue to keep falling until he somehow lands on the ship he is after.
10) Too many damn love scene\'s.
11) I could keep going..Its better than Episode 1 but it was still crap
1. The love story was condensed. Yes, it had cheesy lines but a story was needed to establish their relationship. You can\'t just expect a woman of high political status to jump into bed with a Jedi-to-be.
2. Christopher Lee is widely known for his villain roles as Count Dracula and Saruman. He did quite well as a Jedi of the dark side.
3. Anakin slicing up families of Tuskan Raiders? This is Star Wars, not Natural Born Killers.
4. There were some talky parts that did drag. But it was needed.
5. Anakin still has a lot to learn. His skills aren\'t like that of Jedi Master Dooku.
6. Cheesy scene of him training young apprentices? It\'s to emphasize the length of time it takes to be a Jedi Knight.
7. Jango Fett was no pansy. Did you see how he held his ground against Obi Wan Kenobi? Obi Wan may not be a Jedi Master yet, but he\'s no slouch either.
8. Jar Jar had but three minutes in the movie. Quit nit-picking. Sow me a sweater instead.
9. They do have the ability to use the Force to slow down their decent and even change the trajectory to a certain degree. But yes, that scene was a bit over the top. It\'s not quite the same as the Speeder chase in the Forest of "Return of the Jedi".
10. Too many love scenes? While it may have felt a bit contrived, it was needed to establish their relationship. Princess Amidala is not just gonna bump and grind just anyone, ya know.
11. Crap? Well....that\'s your opinion. A bit harsh. I\'ve seen far far worse in a Galaxy called the Milky Way.
