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Offline ##RaCeR##
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« on: May 16, 2002, 11:44:08 PM »
An 18 year-old Australian was recently hauled before a court in Brisbane charged with stealing a credit card to fund a penis enlarger purchase.  
 
Andrew Ronald Potter was found out, after the invoice for the enlargement device showed up on his ex-flat mate\'s credit card bill, he also used the card to fraudulently run up hotel and electricity bills.  
 
The presiding magistrate said to Potter "Why you did it, I have no idea. It was incredibly stupid and was almost inevitable you had to be found out. I hope this one incredibly stupid event is not going to affect the rest of your life."

Shortnews.com
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Now thats taking things to the max...
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2002, 11:51:09 PM »
well in SHORT, i think he made a SMALL mistake.  Hopefully this LITTLE event won\'t cause people to be-LITTLE him.  I\'m glad to see him get caught for his COCK-eyed plan, and hopefully the victim will be payed back.  But slong story short, in this case their are no real wieners, just a little d!ck.
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2002, 12:51:19 AM »
So Andrew, how\'s it going?
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2002, 01:08:44 AM »
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So Andrew, how\'s it going?


yeah thats what i was thinking.... i mean there IS a chance no matter how ever SMALL, that it could either be RACER or Bob\'s Hardware.

the REAL Question is who would it most likely be ;)
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2002, 10:05:08 PM »
its not the size of the pole, but the soul in the pole....

but I wouldn\'t know...I\'m a dude.
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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2002, 10:06:01 PM »
i cant believe i missed that LITTLE thing on the news!!!! lol!
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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2002, 11:49:35 PM »
I have heard that if you use those pump things too much that it can rip your **** off.
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2002, 02:49:25 AM »
*tries it out* What?
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2002, 04:11:00 AM »
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I have heard that if you use those pump things too much that it can rip your **** off.




well ive heard it now!!!


so how did you find out about it???




ooseven i couldnt agree with you more.....
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2002, 04:13:23 AM »
Just because Bob and I are both from Brisbane, doesn\'t mean you need to start pointing fingers...

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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2002, 09:49:53 PM »
thank god i live in Adelaide!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2002, 09:59:38 PM »
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thank god i live in Adelaide!!!!


Adelaide is a hole. Nothing happens in Adelaide.
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2002, 11:47:28 PM »
Adelaide is a hole?  you should feel right at home Racer..
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2002, 12:35:16 AM »
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Adelaide is a hole?  you should feel right at home Racer..
:laughing:

Lol, great pun.
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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2002, 01:19:40 AM »
You friggen nut sucker Bob, your from Brisbane, where the hell is your patriotic spirit.
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