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Offline luckee
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« on: May 22, 2002, 11:02:00 PM »
Gay Bob goes into the doctor\'s office and has some tests run. The doctor
comes back and says "Bob, I\'m not going to beat around the bush. You have
AIDS."


Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

"Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts
cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your ass is for."
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2002, 11:05:09 PM »
Ha ha. :laughing:
luckee, you so crazy.;)
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2002, 12:03:11 AM »
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2002, 08:10:04 AM »
Good one :D
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2002, 08:11:12 AM »
LOL:laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2002, 08:12:13 AM »
..............................:mad:



.....oh like i care  :p
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2002, 08:27:03 AM »
OK.
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2002, 12:31:17 PM »
A gay couple decides to have a baby. One of them suggests that they just adopt a child. "No, I want this baby to really be ours," the other one responds. So they take the sperm of both men and find a woman willing to have the baby for them. 9 months later, right after the baby is born, they go to see the baby at the nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for one. They ask the nurse "Is that our baby?" The nurse tells them that its theirs. "Oh I knew it, he\' so well behaved and calm. Much better than those other babies."
The nurse answers "Yeah? Well try to take the pacifier out of its ass."
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2002, 12:36:35 PM »
rof at the first one!!! second one was good, but no where as good as the first one
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2002, 02:14:47 PM »
hehe both pretty funny:laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2002, 03:49:53 PM »
haha! Hilarious!:laughing:
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2002, 04:45:52 PM »
It\'s a miracle you humans have survived this long.
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2002, 01:51:32 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2002, 03:03:07 AM »
hahahahhaa @ that picture.

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