who the best man? oh yeah... im the best man.

Ok so my best friend Kevin is getting married on sunday, and I\'m the best man. That mean I have to give a speech. Also it means i have to dance with the bride of honor, and I swear I\'m gonna start breakdancing or doing "The Robot" or something.

So anyways... write my speech for me. Keep in mind this is a pretty big wedding, about 300 people.

Make it short and sweet.



P.S. You guys are in for a treat cause I think Daisy is taking lots of pictures. Your gonna get to see me in a tux. I\'m gonna look like a moron.

Just do what they do in the movies.  Always have a smile and make jokes how the groom is unresponsible but will be a great husband.

Probably not a good time to mention that threesome you guys had.  You two and that other guy might be a lil embarassed.

ok luke do this.....

get an overhead projector and fill it fit images of Zoo Animals and maybe even sheep. then have it riged to go off at the touch of a button.

now leave it switched of or to a blanck slide and then do your best man speech.

now move the speeck onto pervious Grilfirends of Kevin and talk about them one by one.

At this point you switch on the Projector and move it onto the first slide

say for example it a picture of a pot belly pig

and say this is his first Ex.. Julie


then go on to tlak about his othwer previous Ex\'s and remembering to switch it to an new anaimal slide every time

Also remembering to comment on the slide and what not

any way if you need any images of Donkeys then contect Emperor Rob .

[videoholic]

Well I already told Luke my idea, but here it gos.

Find a best man speach on the internet.  There are quite a few and many are funny.

Start the speach off saying that you aren\'t the kind of guy who likes to get up in front of crowds and you can\'t believe you are doing this.  You aren\'t a good writer, but heck, with the internet these days you can find anything so I found this great speach here it goes.

Then read the speach verbatim.  Don\'t change the names or anything.  I think this would be very easy to do and it would be funny as shizit.  Especially if it\'s a great speach.

[CHIZZY]

yeah, that\'s funny. You could even say that you patched a speech together from a few different ones you found on the internet, and keep changing the names...


or get completely sh!tfaced and make an ass out of yourself.

Originally posted by CHIZZY



or get completely sh!tfaced and make an ass out of yourself.

this sounds about right.

Be sure to use embaressing stories and stuff; maybe even visual aids.

[Bobs_Hardware]

it would make for a really classy wedding video if you had your penis hanging out of your fly..

I work at a banquet hall and have heard many best man speeches. The best ones are definately filled with humor, some funny stories about when you were teens and all the crazy stuff you\'ve done. Finish it off saying how successful their marrige will be and all that sentimental crap. Just don\'t make it short and boring, make it something they\'ll appreciate.

man you gotta d the robot dance, everytime i go ot up a noght club with my girl, i alsways end up doing the robot... everyone loves it



heres a speech


" now if i could just say a few words........ id be a better public speaker"

There was a wedding I went to where the best man did a quick power-point presentation.  He put together a here is your life thing of the bride and groom.  He had baby pictures of the couple and showed how they grew up and how they met.  He made fun of the groom a lot.  He took a picture of a pair of boxers saying something like this is all he had when he went to college.  He took a picture of the groom making a funny face, captioning it as "How did you feel/look when you first kissed her?"  How dorky his Halloween costume was at age 5 while her\'s was a pretty princess.  Close the speech with a toast.