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« on: June 01, 2002, 03:17:29 PM »
Britney Spears is about to cancel her tour in the United States because she is too sad about the end of her parents\' marriage. The 20 y.o. pop star is already in Vegas, but she is "too distraught" to tour.    
 
"She was ready to call of the tour. The tour was off, then it was on. It was really tense. She finally did the shows, but she ended up cancelling other appearances and didn\'t go to any of the parties", a source told the New York Daily.    
 
Britney\'s father left the family\'s house where he lived with his wife and Britney\'s brother Bryan, 23, and Jamie, 8. The mother filed for divorce putting an official end to 30 years of marriage.

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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2002, 03:47:02 PM »
Let me be the first to say this. WHO GIVES A CRAP!!! :D
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2002, 03:49:29 PM »
pffffffffft.  Her dad is prolly distraught that his daughter is WAY hotter then most chicks and he\'ll never get the chance to bang her... once he gets himself out of the family though, IT\'S OPEN SEASON! :nerd:
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2002, 03:50:24 PM »
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA @ Ryu\'s response :laughing:
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2002, 04:00:02 PM »
Whatever.  Not saying that this is the real reason, but here is the real reason she cancelled.  She couldn\'t sell out LV...  Vapor will probably be able to verify it, but apparently she couldn\'t fill the house.  How could she?  She hasn\'t had any songs in quite a while.  She\'s a has been.  She needs to get into acting fast cause her "Music" career needs to be over.  You can only digitize her voice so much.
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« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2002, 04:00:59 PM »
Once again I state WHO GIVES A CRAP!!!
Oro?!?

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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2002, 04:02:13 PM »
So long as her video career moves her into the porno career.  I\'m sure she didn\'t get that boob job to feel better about herself.:rolleyes:
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2002, 04:03:08 PM »
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I\'m sure she didn\'t get that boob job to feel better about herself.:rolleyes:



She grew up in WI or some chit..so I wouldnt doubt she got em to feel better.
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2002, 04:03:56 PM »
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Whatever.  Not saying that this is the real reason, but here is the real reason she cancelled.  She couldn\'t sell out LV...  Vapor will probably be able to verify it, but apparently she couldn\'t fill the house.  How could she?  She hasn\'t had any songs in quite a while.  She\'s a has been.  She needs to get into acting fast cause her "Music" career needs to be over.  You can only digitize her voice so much.


Thats very true, considering someone like Celine Dion can sell out her shows in minutes in LV.

Celine has nearly sold out six months of shows in LV I think.

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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2002, 04:04:09 PM »
Once again, HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ Ryu\'s response. :laughing:

I can just picture it too. Her banging some guy in the porn flick and afterwards her only line would be "Oops I did it again"
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2002, 04:04:54 PM »
WI?  Holy sh*t.  So because she wasn\'t the stereotypical inbred busty blonde retarded farmer chick, she got a boob job?  W00t for her I guess.
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2002, 04:24:06 PM »
Who cares, why should i feel sorry for her, millions of familes go through this each year, what makes her so special.  In fact the reality that she has so much money that she doesnt deserve would make me care even less.
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2002, 04:31:57 PM »
Heres how I figure Britney Spears.

She\'s the new sex icon of today, period. She can\'t deny that, because it\'s too obvious she hasn\'t done a thing to change that. Always wearing the skimpy clothing and the teeser music videos.

Her music isn\'t what she\'s known for today, rather her 20 year old, tight body. If anything, how I foresee this future of hers, she\'ll probally continue to milk out any money she can from music until people just give up. Then she\'s gonna sell herself to Playboy/Penthouse/another exotic magazine and is going to make millions.

Then that will end her career, she\'ll be the next Pamela Anderson Lee, everyone will want to spy on her, recover the homemade video of her and her lover, and she\'ll wish she\'d never lived.
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2002, 05:46:40 PM »
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Thats very true, considering someone like Celine Dion can sell out her shows in minutes in LV.

Celine has nearly sold out six months of shows in LV I think.


There is more to the Celine Dion thing.  With her husband\'s gambling habit I have a feeling she is working Ceasar\'s because of how much they owe.  Well maybe not owe, but the habit her husband has is quite heavy.  She\'s pretty close to our family let\'s just say and it\'s interesting that she is moving out there.  Kind of bummed cause some of my family is moving out there for it as well.
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2002, 05:49:02 PM »
All I can say is this. Glad she doesn\'t perform in any concerts anytime soon.
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