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Offline SER
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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2002, 05:52:14 PM »
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Heres how I figure Britney Spears.

She\'s the new sex icon of today, period. She can\'t deny that, because it\'s too obvious she hasn\'t done a thing to change that. Always wearing the skimpy clothing and the teeser music videos.

Her music isn\'t what she\'s known for today, rather her 20 year old, tight body. If anything, how I foresee this future of hers, she\'ll probally continue to milk out any money she can from music until people just give up. Then she\'s gonna sell herself to Playboy/Penthouse/another exotic magazine and is going to make millions.

Then that will end her career, she\'ll be the next Pamela Anderson Lee, everyone will want to spy on her, recover the homemade video of her and her lover, and she\'ll wish she\'d never lived.


I couldn\'t have said it better..
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2002, 05:54:50 PM »
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There is more to the Celine Dion thing.  With her husband\'s gambling habit I have a feeling she is working Ceasar\'s because of how much they owe.  Well maybe not owe, but the habit her husband has is quite heavy.  She\'s pretty close to our family let\'s just say and it\'s interesting that she is moving out there.  Kind of bummed cause some of my family is moving out there for it as well.


How do you know Celine Dion?
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« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2002, 06:40:57 PM »
Probably cause he worked w/ the media.
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« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2002, 11:39:50 PM »
*** Britney, *** Celine Dion, and *** all that teeny bopper BS.  Waste of fuking time and space.
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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2002, 11:45:28 PM »
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Whatever.  Not saying that this is the real reason, but here is the real reason she cancelled.  She couldn\'t sell out LV...  Vapor will probably be able to verify it


Well I was at Mandalay Bay 3 weeks ago and as usual they did have her publicized like crazy. However you are right, I doubt she sold out, because she friggin\' comes here every 3 months! Seriously, how much Britney can a little town like Vegas get?  I swear that girl is always here (However, I\'m not complaining....) What is selling well is tickets to see Tool, which I better buy fast.
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« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2002, 11:47:20 PM »
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Heres how I figure Britney Spears.

She\'s the new sex icon of today, period. She can\'t deny that, because it\'s too obvious she hasn\'t done a thing to change that. Always wearing the skimpy clothing and the teeser music videos.

Her music isn\'t what she\'s known for today, rather her 20 year old, tight body. If anything, how I foresee this future of hers, she\'ll probally continue to milk out any money she can from music until people just give up. Then she\'s gonna sell herself to Playboy/Penthouse/another exotic magazine and is going to make millions.

Then that will end her career, she\'ll be the next Pamela Anderson Lee, everyone will want to spy on her, recover the homemade video of her and her lover, and she\'ll wish she\'d never lived.


I see where your sig comes from. Very good! If I had to add anything, it would be that her "boyfriend," Justin "shoot-me-I\'m-a-queer" Timberlake, will end his career much sooner. He\'ll end up riding Britney\'s falling fame and fortune, much like Eric Roberts does his sister, before finally taking his place with the New Kids on the Block.;)
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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2002, 12:26:35 AM »
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How do you know Celine Dion?
If I remember correctly it\'s something about his cousin\'s mothers\'s second man\'s uncle who\'s married to Celine Dion\'s sister. Or something.
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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2002, 05:52:55 AM »
she\'s from Louisiana.
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« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2002, 05:10:10 PM »
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Let me be the first to say this. WHO GIVES A CRAP!!! :D


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« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2002, 05:51:04 PM »
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If I remember correctly it\'s something about his cousin\'s mothers\'s second man\'s uncle who\'s married to Celine Dion\'s sister. Or something.


Very good.  Actually it\'s my uncle who is married to her sister.  They are moving out to Vegas because of this whole thing taking my cousins away from Florida.  Bummed.
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« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2002, 05:59:18 PM »
Have you met her? Obviously at the wedding?
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« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2002, 10:26:55 AM »
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She grew up in WI or some chit..so I wouldnt doubt she got em to feel better.

man it was alabama or somewhere down there dont go gettin\' wisconsin and alabama confused besides if she was from WI i would have had her and tossed her to the curb already
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« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2002, 12:47:40 PM »
really couldnt care less.... i mean she should just be happy, that hopefully them being apart from each other should make them happy
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Re: Poor Britney...
« Reply #28 on: June 04, 2002, 01:03:11 PM »
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Britney Spears is about to cancel her tour in the United States because she is too sad about the end of her parents\' marriage. The 20 y.o. pop star is already in Vegas, but she is "too distraught" to tour.    
 
"She was ready to call of the tour. The tour was off, then it was on. It was really tense. She finally did the shows, but she ended up cancelling other appearances and didn\'t go to any of the parties", a source told the New York Daily


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Britney:  But Mommy & Daddy are getting divorced!  I can\'t do the tour.  I don\'t see how I can do it!

Britney\'s Promoter/Pimp:  F**k that B*tch!  I\'ve got a lot of money on your a**!  You damn well better believe you\'re doing the tour!
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« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2002, 02:23:28 PM »
Her parents are getting divorced. It maynot mean much to any of you....but it does to her.

As far as her cancelling her shows, maybe it\'s not selling....or maybe she\'s truly destracted by the divorce.
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