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Offline Rya
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Sexist thread #1!!!
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2002, 05:45:52 PM »
And I thought people posting here were going to get a little more intellegent.  Damn, my hopes can\'t take this type of disappointment!

Although I\'m completely straight and dating Ryu, I\'ll amuse you people and say that favorite body part on a woman is hair.  There are so many varieties out there.  I bet that if you were to come across a woman who was well endowed, or has nice earlobes or whatever, but has this grimey, greasy, unbrushed hair, you wouldn\'t date her would you?

Now, I\'d like to pose a question, to amuse me and to get ye noggins a-turnin\' : What body part of a guy do you find attractive?
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« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2002, 05:49:42 PM »
None.  You see, although a lot of different women have a lot of great things about them, one wrong thing can screw it all up.  Yah, a chick can have an enormous chest, perfectly fitting into your hands, the greatest face ever, perfect in every way, the best ear lobes, the finest hair, but if she has corns on her feet, nasty ass toenails, and a large red birthmark on her butt, people will only see that instead of what\'s great about her.

Our ability to overlook eachothers foibles is what makes people true friends and great companions and it\'s probably the only trait that I look at in a women... the ability to see beyond my outer shell and into my soul.

You can keep your double E cup shallow women... I\'ll keep my Rya. :)
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« Reply #47 on: June 04, 2002, 05:59:28 PM »
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Although I\'m completely straight and dating Ryu, I\'ll amuse you people and say that favorite body part on a woman is hair.  There are so many varieties out there.  I bet that if you were to come across a woman who was well endowed, or has nice earlobes or whatever, but has this grimey, greasy, unbrushed hair, you wouldn\'t date her would you?


No, it\'s all about the earlobes.  Greasy, unbrushed hair wouldn\'t be so bad.  Just convince her to wash and brush it.

Ryu: I\'m not saying that any of that isn\'t important.  The point of the thread, as I interpretted it, was to say the part of a woman\'s body that I am most attracted to.  Although personality is obviously important, it\'s not something you can see.  I\'m not gonna be walking down a street, and say "Damn, check out the personality on that girl"
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« Reply #48 on: June 04, 2002, 06:03:41 PM »
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she can be as flat as me but if she doesnt have a great ass im not tappin it:D



Not trying to be rude but that doesn\'t sound to good???
As flat as a guy with a nice ass????hhhhhmmmm
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« Reply #49 on: June 04, 2002, 06:04:15 PM »
I don\'t walk down the street checking out women though, what\'s the point in that?  I\'m still a man, I still notice certain things, just as Rya does, but that doesn\'t mean I\'d like to get involved with them based on just what I see.  So what if a chick has a nice chest, or a nice face... I just don\'t have anything in particular that I look for.  If I happen to notice something, it\'s usually out of my mind a second later.  So there it is, it\'s everything, and yet it\'s nothing.  A nice contradiction, wouldn\'t you agree?  :)
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« Reply #50 on: June 04, 2002, 06:08:33 PM »
Ok, since this thread is going towards the serious trend, I\'ll post what really makes my head turn about a girl.

A cute smile.  Just that.

At first it probably sounds a little weird, but there\'s a lot of reasoning behind this.  First off, I like girls that aren\'t constantly depressed or pissed about something.  Someone that\'s pretty happy, and laughs a lot.  Second, there really aren\'t alot of girls that can actually show a cute smile to someone they either just met or they really don\'t know much about.

Hmm.. I know there was more reasonin behind this, but I\'m too lazy to think about it right now.  But for me, it starts with a smile.
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« Reply #51 on: June 04, 2002, 06:15:04 PM »
You know what, I take back everything I just said, except the nice things I said about Rya. :)

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At first it probably sounds a little weird, but there\'s a lot of reasoning behind this. First off, I like girls that aren\'t constantly depressed or pissed about something. Someone that\'s pretty happy, and laughs a lot. Second, there really aren\'t alot of girls that can actually show a cute smile to someone they either just met or they really don\'t know much about.


You\'re brilliant.  I agree completely with this statement.
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« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2002, 06:15:51 PM »
I don\'t walk down the street checking women out either, but there are things about a woman that make her physically attractive to me.  Does that mean that I\'m gonna get involved with them?  No.  That\'s just what I find attractive.
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« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2002, 06:34:58 PM »
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I don\'t walk down the street checking women out either, but there are things about a woman that make her physically attractive to me.  Does that mean that I\'m gonna get involved with them?  No.  That\'s just what I find attractive.


So would you stare at that girl until your eyes popped out?
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« Reply #54 on: June 04, 2002, 06:40:11 PM »
I don\'t even know where you\'re getting that from.  All I said is that there are certain things about a woman that I find to be physically attractive.  How that implies certain types of behavior, I don\'t know.  You\'re assuming too much :o
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« Reply #55 on: June 04, 2002, 06:48:52 PM »
Actually, I\'m just asking.
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« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2002, 06:49:52 PM »
Well then, no :)
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« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2002, 06:52:16 PM »
Well, then I\'m glad.  Makes you better than most guys here and you should be proud of that.  :)
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« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2002, 08:00:30 PM »
FACE! FACE! FACE!

Seriously, everyone knows that the face is priority one (once again, excluding fat  chicks). Thats the first thing that always catches my eye, then I gradually work down and check out what else is going on. And if there\'s nothing there, oh well, and if there is, then I move on because girls like that are, well, out of my league. :D

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« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2002, 08:27:51 PM »
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