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Offline Ghettomath
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« on: June 04, 2002, 03:55:13 PM »
Ah yes...that special time in between 4 and 8 a.m. when you\'re tired of porn (yea i know samwise, no-one, ooseven you CANT get tired of porn) and its not late enough for cartoons...the time period where the infomercial rules!

I mean we got Ronco Rotissere, we got the Rotato, Tap Light, Flat Hose, Lean Mean Grilling Machine, diet pills, Fat Buster, NADS (!!!), Turbo Chopper, Pasta Maker, ah sh*t there are just too many.  Personally I am a infomercial addict.  I save them on my Tivo.  But my favorite?

::::The Ronco Rotissere::::

"why Ghettomath why?"

Well good sir because the Ronco Rotissere grill can cook a 6 lb. turkey in 30 minutes WHILE keeping your green beans warm!  While keeping your green beans warm?  Of course!  And why else?  You can cook haddock and chicken and and and well...i rant...

your thoughts?
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2002, 04:03:45 PM »
You kidding me?

George Foreman\'s Lean Mean (fat reducing) Grilling Machine.  That one\'s the best, but then again, I haven\'t seen many.

The worst I\'ve ever seen?  General Electric\'s infomercial telling us when the EPA shouldn\'t dredge the Hudson River (at GE\'s expense), to remove toxic waste that GE put in there.  *shudder*
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2002, 04:08:17 PM »
The George Foreman Grille.A Bacholor\'s best friend.
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2002, 05:05:34 PM »
I like that Ronco one. It\'s actually very entertaining.
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2002, 05:21:56 PM »
I like the one where they\'re selling porn.
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2002, 05:30:05 PM »
Well when nothing else is on when Im on a mad internet session ( like now ) I just goto E4 and watch Bg Brother Live. But its like 2:20am so there asleep, so Im bored to death... and George formans advert is the bomb
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2002, 05:32:07 PM »
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I like the one where they\'re selling porn.


Hehe... "Girls Gone Wild"?
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2002, 07:30:13 PM »
i saw one just the other night for a penal enlargment pill... ron jeremy was the host.
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2002, 08:18:19 PM »
hmmm. who can forget good feet?
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2002, 08:52:13 PM »
I watched the one with ron jeremy for like an hour, then relized no one was going to have sex and changed the channel.
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2002, 09:14:01 PM »
Nothing beats RonCo, I love everything made by that crazy bastard. Just set it and FORGET IT!
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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2002, 10:34:30 PM »
I bought the Ronco penis pump, anyone else pick that little beauty up?
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Offline Ghettomath
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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2002, 02:54:04 AM »
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I bought the Ronco penis pump, anyone else pick that little beauty up?


Um...I hate to break it to you man but Ronco never made a...penis pump.  God, I sure hope you didnt mistake it for the sausage maker.
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« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2002, 03:53:27 AM »
N A D S!!!
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