A fifty year old lady walks into a plastic surgeons office and says to the surgeon “Doctor, I have these bags under my eyes that I would like to get rid of.”
The doctor replies “I have just the thing you need. We have developed a new ‘dial’ that we surgically place in the back of your head that you can turn to tighten the skin around your face. Whenever the bags come back you just reach behind your head and give the dial a twist.”
“Sounds good to me” the lady replied.
And with that the surgery was set.
After the surgery the lady gave the new dial a try and to her pleasant surprise, it worked.
About thirty years later the lady was distressed. She went back to the doctor who performed the surgery and said “Doctor, I have had this dial now for thirty years and it has never failed me until now. I would wake up with a wrinkle and just give the dial a twist and to my amazement, the wrinkles would disappear. Recently however I was twisting the dial to get rid of these bags under my eyes and found that it wasn’t working any more. I think the dial is broken.”
The doctor looked at the lady puzzled for a moment then spoke “lady” he said “those aren’t just bags under your eyes, those are your breasts!”
The lady thought for a moment and replied “oh my, I guess that would explain how I got this goatee!”
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