Sexist Thread #2!!!(i know...im sorry)

Im sorry, I was just going to keep it to number 1.  But i look over at my other little thread over there and cant help but realize the great irony of it all so...

Sexist Thread #2!!! WOMEN SPOIL EVERYTHING

We had a thread consisting of god knows how many guys and one woman comes along, ONE WOMAN (no offense Ryu)--and we pee our pants.  I mean geez from Mao\'s wife in China destroying a nation to Monica Lewinsky offering pleasure to one of the best presidents we had in a long time.  Is there a conspiracy here?

"We live in a society ruled by women.  Im not sure another one is the answer we really need."  Tyler Durtin

So my main question for this thread (yea i know it really DOES have a purpose) is:

If there was an all out war of the sexes who would win?

Would man just pee his pants and let them run over us?  Or would instinct kick in?

The men would win, simply because of sexist practices already in place.  There are more men in power, more men with access to weapons, more men with military training, etc.  So, yeah, if there were to be an actual war between the sexes, men would prolly win.  Not that we have all the advantages, but we do have those ones.

Facts:

1. Most Ninjas are MEN
2. Women CAN\'T pop MEGA-HUGE BONERS!!!
3. One ULTRA-WAIL on a guitar and the army of hot babes would all get naked and pork the Ninjas with MEGA-BONERS.


For more information:

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Originally posted by juslight
Facts:

1. Most Ninjas are MEN

But more importantly, most Pirates are men.  We all know that Pirates would beat ninjas in a fight, right?

not ass-pirates.  And where is 007

[CHIZZY]

women= noisy sperm receptacles.


j/k - thet are really satan.

Originally posted by CHIZZY
women= noisy sperm receptacles.


j/k - thet are really satan.

Satan, yes.:eek:

The women would seduce the men, and kill us all. Only the gay would survive. Think of it, the world ruled by Warrior Women, and Elton John...

Ninjas would kick the pirates ass. Just like men would whoop the women.

Originally posted by juslight
Facts:

1. Most Ninjas are MEN
2. Women CAN\'T pop MEGA-HUGE BONERS!!!
3. One ULTRA-WAIL on a guitar and the army of hot babes would all get naked and pork the Ninjas with MEGA-BONERS.


For more information:

CLICK HERE

muahahahah, best site ever!

Well of course I\'m going to reply to this one.

Our society is most DEFINITELY NOT ruled by women.  It is ruled by men who want more money, more power, and more pu$$y, put bluntly.

I really freakin\' hope you\'re kidding about Monica Lewinsky.  I don\'t like the girl either, but look at Clinton - he risked his presidency for a god damn BJ.  Men need to control themselves, for god\'s sake.  Gary Condit, etc etc etc...

I guess some of you want women to participate on the forum, but only if we post pics of us making out with other chicks.  God forbid we add a little bit of tact to this forum.

Women are evil, eh?  I know I know.  It sure would be nice if you could just fukk us and not have to bother being respectful, or put up with our sensitivity or PMS, huh?  

I know not all of you feel this way, especially the older males on the forum.  But post a thread like this, and you\'ll definitely hear from me.  I think 90% of you are nice guys, and I must like ya or I wouldn\'t keep coming back.  Strong, independent women are underrated.  Find one some day, and you\'ll know what I mean.

[videoholic]

Originally posted by Sara

I know not all of you feel this way, especially the older males on the forum.  But post a thread like this, and you\'ll definitely hear from me.  I think 90% of you are nice guys, and I must like ya or I wouldn\'t keep coming back.  Strong, independent women are underrated.  Find one some day, and you\'ll know what I mean.

You haven\'t seen me reply in these threads....

Originally posted by Sara

I guess some of you want women to participate on the forum, but only if we post pics of us making out with other chicks.

Wooohoo!

Originally posted by Sara
I guess some of you want women to participate on the forum, but only if we post pics of us making out with other chicks.  God forbid we add a little bit of tact to this forum.

So when can we expect the pics Sara?...

Originally posted by shockwaves


But more importantly, most Pirates are men.  We all know that Pirates would beat ninjas in a fight, right?

What about hippos...they might be both...but they have REAL ULITMATE POWER...but seriously, that is the funniest site in the world....i love the quote

"I thought  of this story right before bedtime....i got so exicted I almost kicked my mom in the face"