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Offline videoholic

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NYC Drought has reached new heights.
« on: June 09, 2002, 05:41:31 PM »
Unbelievable, but true.
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Drought-Ravaged NYC Institutes Alternate-Side-Of-Street Firefighting

NEW YORK— Suffering from months of drought, New York City instituted alternate-side-of-the-street firefighting Monday. "On odd-numbered days, even-numbered buildings are not permitted to catch fire," Mayor Michael Bloomberg said at a press conference. "For those who fail to comply, we will not be able to put out your fire until the following morning. Your kind cooperation will help conserve water resources throughout the New York area."
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2002, 05:48:29 PM »
Wow, just wow. That is horrible..."you can\'t catch fire today or else we can\'t help you". God.

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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2002, 05:55:05 PM »
Wow is that for reals? Thats alot of bull. Whoever implemented that rule or the group of people that implemented that rule is going to get fired after a couple of buildings get burned down and no one was sent to help them because it wasnt their designated day.
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2002, 06:07:53 PM »
I\'ve got to a see a link to a reputable source confirming this to believe it. I don\'t think ANY politician would say something like that.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2002, 09:49:35 PM »
LOL you clown videoholic.  I either thought this was from Letterman or The Onion.  Well I looked on Onion\'s main page and lo and behold, same thing.

:laughing:

Shame on you guys for not suspecting that wacky site. ;)
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2002, 10:23:22 PM »
Meh...damn him and his sites, blah.

But hey, at least we\'re as smart as the Chinese Propoganda Machine!

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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2002, 06:29:46 AM »
I can\'t believe you guys didn\'t call my bluff immediately.  

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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2002, 07:49:22 AM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
I can\'t believe you guys didn\'t call my bluff immediately.  

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Yeah... that\'s what you say now. ;)
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2002, 10:17:05 AM »
that was so obviously fake......
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2002, 09:22:54 PM »
I caught it immediately, too. Apparently a lot of people are having trouble telling the difference between what is real and what is fake over there...

http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,53048,00.html
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2002, 11:23:33 AM »
yea, i could have sworn that NYC had some rain last week or somehting like that.
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