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Offline Fayded
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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2002, 04:47:32 PM »
Yeah i read that earlier today. I agree with all of it except the part where he says Shaq couldn\'t play PG. Well Shaq was big his whole life so he never had to practice PG, therefor he would suck at it.


But anyways, finally someone in the media has the balls to say it like it is. Walton gives hints at it during games, as do others. But this guy said it flat out. Go him.
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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2002, 07:24:08 PM »
All I gotta say about Shaq....

"THROW IT DOWN BIG MAN, THROW IT DOWN."


hahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha damn that phrase sux ass. I can\'t stop saying it though. :laughing:

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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2002, 08:37:40 PM »
I read that atricle earlier today too. I think it\'s 100% true. I hate everything about the way Shaq plays. Its basically impossible to play d against him and not either foul out or sit out most of the game w/ foul problems because of the way shaq plays
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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2002, 09:44:20 PM »
I am not surprised one bit to see all the Laker-haters gobble up this post like pirahnas.

This article was good to print and then wipe my ass with, not too soft on the edges but it felt relieving.

He makes it sounds like Shaq just gets the ball, dunk, repeat. Has he seen the jump hooks? Reverse layups? Floaters? Left-handers? SHAQ/LAKERS CAN BE STOPPED PEOPLE, THE KINGS FOUND OUT HOW 3 TIMES DURING THE PLAYOFFS, WATCH THE TAPE, TAKE NOTES.

Don\'t like the game today? Don\'t watch it. That easy, you have a remote control don\'t you? Put that whore to use then.

*yawn* 3-peat....

Oh I\'m sorry, the whining may now continue...
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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2002, 10:42:55 PM »
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I am not surprised one bit to see all the Laker-haters gobble up this post like pirahnas.

This article was good to print and then wipe my ass with, not too soft on the edges but it felt relieving.

He makes it sounds like Shaq just gets the ball, dunk, repeat. Has he seen the jump hooks? Reverse layups? Floaters? Left-handers? SHAQ/LAKERS CAN BE STOPPED PEOPLE, THE KINGS FOUND OUT HOW 3 TIMES DURING THE PLAYOFFS, WATCH THE TAPE, TAKE NOTES.

Don\'t like the game today? Don\'t watch it. That easy, you have a remote control don\'t you? Put that whore to use then.

*yawn* 3-peat....

Oh I\'m sorry, the whining may now continue...


you honestly can\'t say to yourself that the Lakers really won the series against the Kings.  The Lakers only won 2 games of that series, and were given two other by the refs.  They won the finals by themselves, but even the most blind lakers fans I know have to admit that they were given the series against the Kings.

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« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2002, 11:32:59 AM »
Dynasty? I think not.
Another good article
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« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2002, 12:10:45 PM »
well from when i used to like basketball, that from a bout 1990 till anbout 98, and when i saw shaq play i thought he was overrated and sucked


and his shaq fu computer game sucked to

and his rapping


and his acting


it all sucked


so in his famous words


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« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2002, 12:20:53 PM »
I love the Lakers as much as I love ham and egg sandwiches but they aren\'t a dynasty yet. But they do have the potential to be. A few more titles in the next couple of years and maybe I might say they are but until then, meh.
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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2002, 12:22:06 PM »
Finally a smart Laker fan.
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« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2002, 12:38:49 PM »
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A lot of Laker fans I know aren\'t really fans.  They just jumped on the bandwagon when Phil went to the Lakers 3 years ago.  I guarantee you that some of the people that were Bulls fans back in the 90s are now Laker fans.  Some people just have to root for the Championship team.  

Im not saying that all Laker fans jumped on the bandwagon, but it sure does seem like it at times.

Shaq to me, is a dominant player, but if he didn\'t get calls like he does, then he\'d be only a little bit above the rest of the centers in the NBA.  As of now...hes two or three tiers above them, but to tell you the truth...Kobe bothers me more than Shaq.
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« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2002, 12:44:23 PM »
Yeah Kobe bothers me more too. I can\'t stand that cocky smile he gives. Arr.
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« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2002, 12:48:15 PM »
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A lot of Laker fans I know aren\'t really fans.  They just jumped on the bandwagon when Phil went to the Lakers 3 years ago.  I guarantee you that some of the people that were Bulls fans back in the 90s are now Laker fans.  Some people just have to root for the Championship team.  

Im not saying that all Laker fans jumped on the bandwagon, but it sure does seem like it at times.


God dont get me started with the fake fans of the Lakers.

I remember last year in the playoffs, they were sweeping all the teams they faced and by the time the finals came around, everyone had their stupid little laker flags hanging from their cars and ****. And then the Lakers lose game 1 of the finals and everyones talking about how they suck. Then the Lakers win the next 4 games to win the title and the "fans" are now talking about how great they are. God they piss me off.

I also hate how the rich snobs of LA are becoming such big fans, even though they are just into them cuz everyone else is. But if you ask them to name 5 players from the Lakers they wont be able to go past Shaq and Kobe.
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« Reply #27 on: June 13, 2002, 01:12:05 PM »
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Ugh... just shutup. And I had a good laugh after you changed your sig.

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« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2002, 01:19:25 PM »
BTW...those NBA Finals were BOOOOOORING.  Whats the point of the Lakers playing the Nets when the Nets have no one and I mean no one that can stop Shaq even minutely.  Kidd seemed shaken too.  Kings and Lakers were much better.
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« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2002, 01:34:55 PM »
I can verify what Cerebral said.  Los Angeles is full of poser Laker fans.  When the September 11th attacks occured, all these idiots just took off their Laker flags and put on US Flags.  It doesn\'t matter to them what it symbolizes, only that they are doing what everyone else is doing.

The article about Shaq was correct in many ways, but a little overly hateful.  Sure he doesn\'t know ball handling like a point guard must know it, but thats because he\'s never needed to learn it.  Presumably if he were 6\'1" he might have tried to learn it.

I\'m sick of Shaq, and I do think he\'s bad for the league and basketball in general.  I won\'t say I hate him, but I do HATE the Lakers in general.  It is not jealously, it stems from something much more meaningful.  I was raised in Phoenix, and I am a Suns fan.  I have hated the Lakers ever since I knew what basketball was, and they gave us many good reasons to feel that way.  Remember in 1990 when Mike Downey predicted the Suns would "fold like a tortilla" in their series against the Lakers?  Laker hatred is galvanized in statements like that.  BTW he was wrong.

The NBA is becoming a freakshow where the only goal is to get the biggest heaviest center imaginable, turn him into a star by some bizarre marketing hoodoo, and then base all your offense on dunking.  The NBA as a whole has glorified the dunk beyond the level of absurdity.  It\'s such a stupid thing to focus on because it remains irrelevant to the outcome of a game.  A dunk, no matter how spectacular, is still only worth 2 points.  The only way they can make it worth more than 2 is by making up a special rulebook for their special freak/centers, and giving people like Shaq a foul and a trip to the line on every play.
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