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Offline MPTheory

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Hookers have business cards now???
« on: June 19, 2002, 09:47:07 AM »
So, a friend and I are leaving downtown the other night when these 2 chicks in a car pull over... She holds out her hand, holding a card, and says: "This is for you guys...have  a good night."  My friend looks at the card and says:  "What the Hell!?!?!"... He handed me the card, which read:  "Im coming entertainment"
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                                                        for apointment or rush.

That had to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen...
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2002, 09:48:39 AM »
LOL, well did he call the number!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2002, 09:52:14 AM »
haha.. I have no Idea.. But I dont think so ;)
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2002, 09:53:55 AM »
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haha.. I have no Idea.. But I dont think so ;)


I know my friend called a escort service one day from work, and in about 45 minutes, there was this really hot, hookerish lookin girl, the thing is they didnt ask for one, they probably have caller id or something.
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2002, 12:01:01 PM »
My friend who is one year older than me 15. Tried to get a hooker once. Even though he was 15 at the time, and that is underage sex in Alaska. Lol. She said he was too young.
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2002, 01:08:15 PM »
lol that pretty funny. guess your pissed she didnt give you a card
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2002, 06:04:11 PM »
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My friend who is one year older than me 15. Tried to get a hooker once. Even though he was 15 at the time, and that is underage sex in Alaska. Lol. She said he was too young.


Yeah, cuase I guess having sex with an underage kid for a prostitute would be considered illegal.  Oh the irony.
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Re: Hookers have business cards now???
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2002, 09:31:55 PM »
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Originally posted by MPTheory
So, a friend and I are leaving downtown the other night when these 2 chicks in a car pull over... She holds out her hand, holding a card, and says: "This is for you guys...have  a good night."  My friend looks at the card and says:  "What the Hell!?!?!"... He handed me the card, which read:  "Im coming entertainment"
                                                        24 hours a day, 7 days a week
                                                        for apointment or rush.

That had to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen...


They were probably strippers or escorts you retard. "side" jobs are not uncommon.
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2002, 12:09:17 AM »
just out of curiosity what\'s the number?  :)
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Re: Re: Hookers have business cards now???
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2002, 11:12:28 AM »
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They were probably strippers or escorts you retard. "side" jobs are not uncommon.


I didn\'t even think of that.
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