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Offline luckee
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« on: June 19, 2002, 09:28:06 PM »
It ain\'t easy
        being a ****

I\'ve got a head I
  Can\'t think with

An eye I can\'t
See out of

I have to hang
around with two
    nuts all the time

       My closest neighbor
        is a real asshole

  My best friend
is a pussy

and every time I get
excited I throw up!


      and worst of all my owner beats me!
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2002, 10:02:15 PM »


still funny tho.......

this is funny too...

If you think life is bad.....

 

How would you like to be an egg?

 

 

You only get laid once.

 

 

You only get eaten once.

 

 

It takes four minutes to get hard.

 

 

Only two minutes to get soft.

 

 

You share your box with 11 other guys

 

 

But worst of all..

 

 

the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!

 

 

So cheer up, Your life ain\'t that bad!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2002, 10:05:38 PM »
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Originally posted by Kimahri


still funny tho.......

this is funny too...

If you think life is bad.....

 

How would you like to be an egg?

 

 

You only get laid once.

 

 

You only get eaten once.

 

 

It takes four minutes to get hard.

 

 

Only two minutes to get soft.

 

 

You share your box with 11 other guys

 

 

But worst of all..

 

 

the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!

 

 

So cheer up, Your life ain\'t that bad!!!!




Actually, the same goes for you :) I knew it was old..matter of fact..I posted in here b4. Some good things just can\'t be kept down :)
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2002, 10:06:41 PM »
Like an erection
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2002, 10:08:20 PM »
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Originally posted by luckee
Actually, the same goes for you :) I knew it was old..matter of fact..I posted in here b4. Some good things just can\'t be kept down :)


Oh.....well, ya, thats why I posted it too....:shy:

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Like an erection


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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2002, 10:11:32 PM »
Bahaha...Vapor is bustin out with the humor. Har...it made me laugh.
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2002, 11:35:39 PM »
Is there a specific site for pics like those? That pic is more hilarious than what you guys posted. :laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2002, 11:37:54 PM »
damn did I just go through some kind of time portal?  it feels like it\'s 2001
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2002, 09:30:20 AM »
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Is there a specific site for pics like those? That pic is more hilarious than what you guys posted. :laughing:


Actually the first time i saw it was when vid posted it.  It said welcome to last week, I just changed it to year.
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2002, 09:35:04 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2002, 09:37:05 AM »
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Originally posted by shockwaves




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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2002, 09:40:04 AM »
Just hit quote on some of those pics.  You will see where they are from.  Some are on websites that have gobs of funny saying pics.
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2002, 09:40:42 AM »
I had this years ago, Ive actually got the picture of it frammed on my wall
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2002, 09:44:05 AM »
I\'m trying to decide whether to quote Kimahri quoting me...ah, hell with it...

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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2002, 09:45:57 AM »


I love your avatar.  It\'s not as great as mine or JM\'s old one, but it kicks ass nonetheless.
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