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Offline luckee
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"The first handjob"
« on: June 21, 2002, 01:12:55 PM »
The First Hand Job!

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.  He takes her to a
nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in
a secluded spot.

They start necking and he\'s getting pretty excited.  He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she\'s a
virgin and wants to stay that way.

"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a hand job?"

"I\'ve never done that," she says.  "What do I have to do?"

"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother
with it?"

She nods.

"Well, it\'s just like that."

So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.  A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest,
his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.

"What\'s wrong?!" she cries out.

"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!"
\"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?\"-Harry Caray

Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2002, 01:16:26 PM »
Oh God, no...

:crap:

I thought she was going to spray him with the white stuff.

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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2002, 01:17:45 PM »
meh.......not your best work luckee
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2002, 01:19:35 PM »
:laughing: :laughing: By any chance was she blonde?

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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2002, 02:57:27 PM »
:laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2002, 06:34:57 PM »
That story gave me an erection. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2002, 07:26:51 PM »
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That story gave me an erection. :rolleyes:


butigroove, you are now officially retarded :D
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Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington

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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2002, 07:55:41 PM »
w00t!  oh wait, nevermind, the guy didn\'t get what he wanted.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2002, 10:50:11 PM »
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butigroove, you are now officially retarded :D


Okay eldorado.. Take the road that way. :nerd:

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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2002, 02:29:43 AM »
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Okay eldorado.. Take the road that way. :nerd:


yer just mad I have a shiny pimp ass caddy :D
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2002, 06:27:35 AM »
It was funny, i guess
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