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Offline luckee
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Have you ever been this drunk?
« on: June 24, 2002, 08:55:20 PM »


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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2002, 09:26:34 PM »
no, can\'t say I have.

oh and by the way... THAT IS SICK!
\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2002, 09:28:30 PM »
LMAO:laughing:

.....o, and um......no...
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2002, 09:46:28 PM »
Hmmmm, I can see a new caption thread coming along.  This one will be relentless....  lol, but seriously that is some funny sh!t !!!
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2002, 09:49:57 PM »
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Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
Hmmmm, I can see a new caption thread coming along.  This one will be relentless....




Woman holding crotch: Ugh...Im so drunk I could pee my pants.



Woman: Oh, so this is what its like to be pissed
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2002, 09:52:46 PM »
pic #1) guy: ever been so drunk you pissed your self
 pic #2) woman: oh god, i\'m leaking
 pic #3) guy: i guess so
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2002, 09:56:45 PM »
:laughing: That\'s some funny ****.

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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2002, 06:42:46 AM »
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Originally posted by ViVi
:laughing: That\'s some funny ****.
Nope, just pee.
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2002, 07:11:35 AM »
Every night in bed.....mother thinks I might have a problem :(

j/k :p
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2002, 07:16:31 AM »

Ahhhhh....



Want to hold hands?
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2002, 07:30:57 AM »
How come I find that rather intriguing. Maybe I\'m just sick. :D
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2002, 07:38:34 AM »

"If I pull my finger out it\'s going to go everywhere.  I\'ll just stand here and moan making people think I\'m feeling myself up....."


"Oh baby, yeah baby, yeah.  I\'m going to explode."


Chick: "Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!  Oh what an orgasm!!"
Drunk guy: "Dude, that chick just pissed herself"
Chick: "Nah ah, I\'m just crazy like that.  You know you want some of this."


All in all I\'d have to say one thing about this chick, Nice tits.
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2002, 07:52:41 AM »
:laughing: Who want’s to party with this girl? She is a sure thing! The only problem is you have to drive her home after the party:D
I just wanna know!.

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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2002, 08:03:34 AM »
I have a feeling next time she goes out she will be wearing Depends.  Are any of you saying you wouldn\'t bang her?  Please.  It\'s just a little urine..  heh
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2002, 08:05:32 AM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
I have a feeling next time she goes out she will be wearing Depends.  Are any of you saying you wouldn\'t bang her?  Please.  It\'s just a little urine..  heh


I would bang her!! I just wouldn\'t allow her to drink before I do:D
I just wanna know!.

 

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