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Offline shockwaves
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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2002, 08:55:20 AM »
and drank a lemon smoothie...
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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2002, 09:56:26 AM »
....to celebrate winning an all expenses paid, holiday for 2, to a fudge-packing factory in Skegness, where...
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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2002, 10:02:19 AM »
"unknown\'s life took a turn for the worst...."

"Coming up next on E!\'s True Hollywood Stories, Unknown falls deep into the heart of the homosexual porn industry."

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"Once Unknown entered the fudge Packing plant he knew he found his holy grail.  His life will never be the same.  He got a job as a.."
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« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2002, 10:29:14 AM »
lemon smoothie salesman.
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2002, 10:34:43 AM »
So, he moved to Uruguay to...
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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2002, 11:14:20 AM »
Sell his lemony smoothness to people that never had some of his lemons....
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« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2002, 11:44:30 AM »
and finally got that autograph from "The One" Billy Gunn he\'d been wanting for years...
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2002, 12:01:59 PM »
when suddenly, thoughts from the fudge packing plant came to mind... This made Unknown...
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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2002, 12:13:01 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2002, 12:32:33 PM »
So unknown sipped on a lemon smoothie...
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« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2002, 12:34:54 PM »
....Whilst thinking "Is someone on these forums a sales rep for the Lemon smoothie inc. company?"...
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« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2002, 12:39:09 PM »
Then he though that he should start a lemon smoothie company. So then, Unknown decided to..........
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« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2002, 12:39:40 PM »
which cooled him down when suddenly a massive monster with a tounge where it ass should be ran at him...
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« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2002, 12:40:22 PM »
and he threw lemon smoothies at it, and defeated it with their amazing power.
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« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2002, 12:44:51 PM »
But before unknown could get off of the moon with his teddy bear and BARBIE doll, the moon exploded and unknown was killed. THE END
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