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Offline unknown
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Unknown\'s story thread.
« on: June 24, 2002, 09:46:52 PM »
Since I have officially come back to these wonderful forums, I think its about time to start "dum dum dum" A story thread!

For those of you that don\'t know how it works, I begin a story and you guys keep adding on to it. Lets see how long this can go for.

The theme: Well everyone is probably wondering where the hell muah has been, so why dont you guys tell me, I will begin.



One day Unknown logged on to his computer and started doing his daily moderating the forum routine, when all of the sudden...
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\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2002, 09:49:59 PM »
unknown stepped outside and poop started falling from the sky, and landed right on unknown, then he...
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2002, 09:52:03 PM »
whiped it off his face.....fed it to his cat and went and got the mail...when he opened one of the letters he was suprised to see that.....
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2002, 09:53:58 PM »
ignore! too slow.
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\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2002, 09:54:00 PM »
...His weekly porno subscription had been e-mailed to him in the form of a virus.  The first step he took to make sure he kept his porn virus free was...
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2002, 09:57:50 PM »
dunking his PC in boiling hot water to sterilize it, too bad he forgot to unplug the PC, what happened next was unexplainable!...

p.s. Ryu, darn good to see ya :)
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\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2002, 10:00:27 PM »
And by Unexplainable i mean explainable. He was blasted with 2 hundredmillionthousandquintilliongoogle(sp?) microvolts of computerenergy...He now had some sort of computer super powers.....powers that consisted of.....
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2002, 10:06:53 PM »
Supreme nerdiness that resembles the troll picture that clowd now has.  The first thing he did with these powers was to...
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2002, 07:53:10 AM »
Get all the porn from all around the world and put it all on his now 100000 gigabyte harddrive, but when it all finished downloading...
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\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2002, 08:26:05 AM »
Unknown left his computer, and opened a lemon smoothie factory...
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2002, 08:29:18 AM »
Then he came back to OT and started a thread about a story.  The end...


That was fun..:D
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2002, 08:29:33 AM »
..of which he didn\'t know what the hell it does...
edit: damn too late
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2002, 08:33:58 AM »
when video thought it was the end, unknown came out of knowhere and with his mighty porn power, turned video into a huge unsightly woman and banished him to eternal saggy boobiness..

just and unknown finished up.....
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\"So are you going to kill her off?\"
Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2002, 08:37:02 AM »
Video then took his powerful saggy boobies and bopped everyone on the head.  Bonk Bonk Bonk..  "This is great," Exclaimed Vid in sheer excitement.
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2002, 08:53:06 AM »
all the sudden a TV turned on, by god it was the WWE, and Billy Gunnh had defeated the Undertaker to become the Undisputed champion, then I turned off the TV and jumped for joy.
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\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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