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« on: June 27, 2002, 09:02:27 AM »
Sex videos now compulsory for pandas

Sex education vidoes have been made compulsory for adult giant pandas in China to stop the endangered species becoming extinct.

The China Giant Panda Breeding and Research Centre in Sichuan say the videos featuring both wild and captive pandas having sex will encourage them to mate.

Researchers are now making all male pandas who reach sexual maturity watch the videos following successful experiments with so-called panda porn.

Xinhua says the dwindling numbers of giant pandas is partly due to their relatively low fertility rate, which is reduced further in captivity.

Only 10% of giant pandas in captivity are capable of natural mating and just 30% of female giant pandas become pregnant and give birth.

The centre\'s director, Zhang Heming, said: "Through this kind of sex education, we expect to arouse the sexual instincts of giant pandas, enhance their natural mating ability and raise their reproductive capacity."

Other organisation\'s have also been trying panda sex education after one of the centre\'s giant pandas mated and produced offspring thanks to the video sessions.

Zhang Guiquan, an official with the China Giant Panda Protection Centre, said: "We won\'t use drugs, such as Viagra, to help giant pandas increase their sexual desire and capacity. We believe this can be achieved through sex education and physical exercise."
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2002, 09:11:56 AM »
So Vid, have you ordered your panda suit yet? Free admission!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2002, 09:21:07 AM »
Panda porn? Dude, that\'s sick!

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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2002, 10:36:27 AM »
whats up with that?

duh

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2002, 10:44:08 AM »
Old old old news... now if they only made "human porn" with people! That could be interesting!

Eh?

What you say?!?

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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2002, 01:49:44 PM »
Would the pandas appreciate it if you sang "Let\'s Get It On" on "Discovery Channel"?
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2002, 04:59:02 PM »
thats pretty freaking sick, i mean who does this.  Who would shoot that movie...and was there a director like touching the pandas and moving them into "position"
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2002, 05:38:54 PM »
OMFG that is hilarious. What if the Pandas just start whacking off instead of mating?

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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2002, 06:03:52 PM »
:crap:


yea thats pretty much all i have to say about that.
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2002, 06:10:30 PM »
What is this? Viagra is the way to go, it\'s not like their going to sit still and watch it.

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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2002, 03:01:00 AM »
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thats pretty freaking sick, i mean who does this.  Who would shoot that movie...and was there a director like touching the pandas and moving them into "position"
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2002, 04:29:06 AM »
"Move the leaves a bit to the left while he\'s doing it from behind, I wanna catch her pretty face properly... yeah, that\'s it, that\'s it! Good, now let \'em do their stuff for a while. Bob, you go get some close-up footage, yeah, that\'s it baby, perfect. Now how the hell are we gonna get \'em to do some other positions, I bet even pandas would like more variety in their porn..."

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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2002, 10:52:06 AM »
I want to kill every panda that can\'t screw to save its own species.
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2002, 10:56:01 AM »
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thats pretty freaking sick, i mean who does this.  Who would shoot that movie...and was there a director like touching the pandas and moving them into "position"


They also film animals getting it on in order to study their mating habits, so when in captivity, they can try to reproduce what seems to be the ideal situation for them.

IMO..I think its just a thing that gets done. If I want it..doesnt matter where its at.
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