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Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
« on: June 27, 2002, 01:24:05 PM »
Looks stupid to boot..
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Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2002, 01:42:53 PM »
Because he r0x0rz you! Come on, how can you not love him. And if they can make Scooby Doo, they can make this one as well.
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Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2002, 02:12:30 PM »
If they gave the Spice Girls their own movie, I think anything can happen, including a movie about Steve Irwen
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2002, 02:33:51 PM »
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"I saw a test screening of the summer\'s most anticipated movie last night(Late April) in Orange CA...

"NO not Star Wars...

"NO not Spider-Man...

"It was...

"The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

"OK, I lied this piece of crap should never had been made. Those test screening bastards owe me 90 minutes of my life back.

"Let me say right here and now I am a fan of the TV show. I think the TV show has a great combination of action, suspense, education and humor.

"That being said the movie had all the charm of a boring \'National Geographic\' type movie (the kind you were forced to watch in grade school) and was as painful as dry rectal exam. I actually saw 15-20 people walk out of the screening 30 minutes in to it. (I\'ve never seen that happen before)

"Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter) and his wife, while charming and educational in 1/2 hour bites get annoying and repetitive (oh look he is wrestling a croc for the 5th, 6th and 7th times). The remaining actors (and I use the term loosely) leave much to be desired. I was not sure if the acting was intentionally bad (in some misguided effort to make the movie funny) or if they just went to the local adult education acting class and hired some of the students (wait that really isn\'t fair to adult education classes all over the world, they could probably act much better)

"All in all this movie was a waste of time, money, film, ect. This film should be taken to Australian outback and buried, the people who wrote the script, put the money up, directed, basically anyone who had something to do with this film should be shot and killed in the name of humanity. I doubt even Alan Smithee would put his name on this film."  

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2002, 03:20:28 PM »
this movie looks completely retarded...



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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2002, 03:30:07 PM »
I never liked his shows. His movie looks quite stupid.
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2002, 04:57:15 PM »
i just watch the show to see if he will ever get hurt.  other than that.....he is annoying....
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2002, 05:13:45 PM »
God, I saw the trailer before Minority Report.. SUCKS!!!!

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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2002, 05:16:49 PM »
BTW, while we are on the subject of movies, anyone interested in eight legged freaks.
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2002, 07:05:21 PM »
Doesn\'t look too good, IMO. I\'d rather wait and save for other upcoming movies that I am looking forward too like MIB2 and Signs.

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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2002, 07:45:50 PM »
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BTW, while we are on the subject of movies, anyone interested in eight legged freaks.




awww yeah buddy!


being scared of spiders you know im gonna see this one. im gonna wet myself!
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Why did they give that croc.hunter a movie??
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2002, 12:40:17 AM »
If you want to see MIB2 with Will "Overrated" Smith, you might as well see this one... ;)
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2002, 12:58:13 AM »
Do you reckon he ever has trouble getting life insurance cover?
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2002, 06:46:49 AM »
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If you want to see MIB2 with Will "Overrated" Smith, you might as well see this one... ;)


God, have you heard the Nod Your Head song? Holy crap, it sucks donkey balls.

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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2002, 06:52:05 AM »
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God, have you heard the Nod Your Head song? Holy crap, it sucks donkey balls.
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