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Offline luckee
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« on: June 30, 2002, 08:46:59 PM »
Sunday Cruise. A lot of cars rolled out to cruise the island. Of course my Tiburon is out and gleaming from a wash and wax. I\'m standing there chilling with my crew when this young kid pulls up in a, what else, a Civic.  Lowered, clear tails, coffee can fart tip, etc. He pulls up and sees mine and my buddy\'s Tiburon sitting there and he pops his head out of the window. A brief conversation ensues:

Kid: Hey, is it fast.
Me: The black one, yes. The blue one, no.
Kid: All that Korean **** is garbage anyway. *revs his engine*
Me: You look Korean.  
Kid: I ain\'t no ****in\' Korean *****.
Me: Sorry, you all look alike to me. (throwing that stereotype back at him).
Kid: **** you.

The kid revs his engine, drops the clutch and some gawd-awful noise came out of his car along with a faint burning smell. That\'s right, that kid fried his clutch.  

Not only did he fry his clutch but he did so in front of about 20 other people from various car clubs.  To add insult to injury, the president of this kids car club scraped his membership sticker off his window and kicked him out of the club on the spot
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2002, 08:50:32 PM »
haha, what an idiot. :laughing:

Dunno if you noticed but, you posted like 3 threads in a matter of 10 minutes. lol.. Well, at least they didn\'t suck. :)

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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2002, 08:57:43 PM »
I know..I try to post good stuff. If not..they just fall to page 2. I only do it every few days anyway :) Besides..just trying to have YOU ppl enjoy yerselves :)
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2002, 09:21:54 PM »
I saw a similar thing happen in Milpitas, some kid was take\'n part in a sideshow, lost control ran off the road, bent his chasis, flatened two tires and looked like a complete moron infront of around 50 people.

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2002, 09:42:36 PM »
haha.. Hilarious.

Did this really happen with your friend?:laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2002, 11:29:45 PM »
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Originally posted by ajoh432
haha.. Hilarious.

Did this really happen with your friend?:laughing:


So he says..Ive witnessed similar things..so i believe him. We have all kinds at our hang outs..and everyone always wants to prove something. Most of the ones that have something to porve are n00bs and end up focking up our hangout spot...or even better..their cars.
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2002, 11:54:18 PM »
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So he says..Ive witnessed similar things..so i believe him. We have all kinds at our hang outs..and everyone always wants to prove something. Most of the ones that have something to porve are n00bs and end up focking up our hangout spot...or even better..their cars.


Where\'s your "hangout spot"? I\'m picturing some old school drive in diner with waitresses on rollerskates serving milkshakes... While you luckee, are one of those badass dudes with a leather jacket, hair full of pomade, and a cigarette in your mouth, beating on some poor little guy who likes your girlfriend. lol :laughing:

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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2002, 08:53:23 AM »
Sucks for that kid.
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2002, 10:46:14 AM »
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Where\'s your "hangout spot"? I\'m picturing some old school drive in diner with waitresses on rollerskates serving milkshakes... While you luckee, are one of those badass dudes with a leather jacket, hair full of pomade, and a cigarette in your mouth, beating on some poor little guy who likes your girlfriend. lol :laughing:


Lol :laughing: :laughing:

As for the story, :) some people are so stupid....

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2002, 10:46:42 AM »
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Where\'s your "hangout spot"? I\'m picturing some old school drive in diner with waitresses on rollerskates serving milkshakes... While you luckee, are one of those badass dudes with a leather jacket, hair full of pomade, and a cigarette in your mouth, beating on some poor little guy who likes your girlfriend. lol :laughing:


This aint the 50\'s man..rofl.
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