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« on: July 03, 2002, 10:07:20 AM »
We\'ve all seen movies on television that were edited for the channel and at times, instead of just blanking the word out, they switch up the dialogue entirely to something hilarious.  What are the funniest ones you remember?

"F*ck you A*shole" -Terminator

to

"Eat this SCUM!"

List some others.
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2002, 10:11:08 AM »
"Oh you did not shoot that grain sh!t at me"
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"Oh you did not shoot that grain crap at me"
That was Independence Day. I know, lame example. Can\'t think of any others off the top of my head.
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2002, 10:19:07 AM »
Even funnier is when they dont have the original actors/actress\' do the extra voice over when the replace words..lol early Eddie Murohy movies come to mind.
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2002, 10:24:04 AM »
When Austin Powers was on TBS.

He said: "I never forget a pussy........cat"

And they edited to: "I never forget a Kitty......cat"

I thought that was pretty funny.
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2002, 12:03:06 PM »
Army of Darkness on the Sci-Fi channel:

"I never even saw these ass-holes before!"

Becomes...

"I never even saw these ape-heads before!"

I thought that was funny.
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2002, 12:41:14 PM »
In Friday, they changed "You got knocked the f*** out"
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"you got knocked the hell out."
Still a funny line though.
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« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2002, 12:57:55 PM »
Coming To America (all the Way through)

insted of (F%^K YOU !)

They replaced it with (FORGET YOU !)
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2002, 01:00:36 PM »
They did the same in Friday. Friday was a good movie :cool:
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2002, 01:11:01 PM »
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Originally posted by ooseven
Coming To America (all the Way through)

insted of (F%^K YOU !)

They replaced it with (FORGET YOU !)


Hey, that\'s the exact sentence James uses in Silent
Hill 2 when he\'s angry about Eddie who\'s just eating
pizza at the bowl centre. Now I better understand
how Eddie could get hostile to James. :laughing:
But about the edited movies on tv. Sometimes they
do cut part of a scene out !:eek:  Just to fit it in the
tv schedule -> that\'s just f*cked up ! So then I watch
this movie I\'d seen before and then I notice something
is wrong ; "hey they\'d cut out that part of that scene !"
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2002, 01:32:19 PM »
The funniest had to be Dumb and Dumber. The line was towards the end.

"You know where you can sign, right on my ass!"

It was changed to:

"You know where you can sign, right here on my sandwich!"

WTF? Sandwich? Doesn\'t even make any sense. :laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2002, 01:35:19 PM »
That doesn\'t make sense.
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« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2002, 03:47:21 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by ooseven
Coming To America (all the Way through)

insted of (F%^K YOU !)

They replaced it with (FORGET YOU !)


Haha, I love movies about ignorant foreigners moving to Queens. I think this is the only one, though. :p
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« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2002, 06:34:36 PM »
From Half Baked...

Original - What\'s that stuff we used to eat... oh ya, pus*y.
TV - What\'s that stuff we used to eat... oh ya, puddin.

and

Original - Don\'t get me wrong, I love weed. But not as much as I love pus*y.
TV - Don\'t get me wrong, I love weed. But not as much as I love women (in a completely different voice)
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2002, 10:44:49 AM »
In Die Hard with a vengance instead of Mother fvcker it was

Melon Farmer. I thought that was hilarious
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« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2002, 11:55:36 AM »
The Harry Endfield show did a scetch about TV editing and it was a spoof on a gangster film and one of the lines was....

"Kiss My knee you Muddyfunster "
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