Made for TV edits?

Originally posted by Psycomantis101
In Die Hard with a vengance instead of Mother fvcker it was

Melon Farmer. I thought that was hilarious

WTF thats even worse that "right here on my sandwich". Bruce Willis should have killed them for that.

DIE YOU MELON FARMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actualy it was samual jackson that said that. LOL

How about the sign Bruce Willis carries in the begining? Changed from "I hate **racial profanity**", to "I hate everybody". Yeah, those guys would get so pissed because of that...

Originally posted by Tom G
The funniest had to be Dumb and Dumber. The line was towards the end.

"You know where you can sign, right on my ass!"

It was changed to:

"You know where you can sign, right here on my sandwich!"

WTF? Sandwich? Doesn\'t even make any sense.

Haha! Tis\' true, I saw that one.

Happy Gilmore- "Suck my white ass ball!"

TV EDIT: "Stupid white ball"

Originally posted by Tom G
The funniest had to be Dumb and Dumber. The line was towards the end.

"You know where you can sign, right on my ass!"

It was changed to:

"You know where you can sign, right here on my sandwich!"

WTF? Sandwich? Doesn\'t even make any sense.

There was one edit that killed a joke for us dumb people:

Original: "We bread a bulldog and a shitzu. We called it a bullsh!t"
Edited: "We bread a bulldog and a shitzu."

It took me a while before I got the joke.

The best of all time has to be when TBS showed Die Hard 2.
Willis said "Yippie-kiyay Mutha F***a"
and they changed it to "Yippe-kiyay Mista Falcon" and the best part of this is that the voice sounded nothing like his and had a spanish accent to it. Priceless indeed, almost like they wanted it to be a big joke.