My Cousins Wedding!!!(It was awsome)(long read)

Well let me first explain in no shape or form is my family completely dissfunctional, just partly. Well the wedding itself was fine and dandy, the reception and food was good, only problem is the minors that were invited got to the liquor that the bar tenders were serving them and got too drunk, well one of my cousins brothers friends got a little too wasted so he decided to take apart his dashboard as a payback I mean this kid was trashed, falling out of chairs slurring words the whole nine yards, so this kid finds out that someone messed with his truck so he comes back and starts telling people that if he finds out who did it he was gonna kick there ass, so finally (this is where it gets fun) my cousin tells him to get the **** out, so the town whore comes to pick him up that no one likes, and shes calls my cousin the bride mom a ***** so she just f*cking clocks her with a left(ring finger with diamond on it)  so the girl tears off with the drunk in her car and someone else named anthony. So about 15 20 minutes later three guys comeback and start and try to start more sh*t so my dad tells them to get the f*ck off my aunts property and they don\'t so she calls for craig the groom to come out and he f*cking comes flying out of the house in his boxers and tackles the guy that was coming at my dad, then my aunt starts hitting the sh*t out of one of the guys she hit him like 15 times, and the guy she hit is like the town punk and she got a few licks on the other guy, so they finally jump in the car and hightail it out of there, then the guy that was drunks parents came up there to pick up his truck and then they try telling my aunt there gonna call the cops and she tells them to calm down and they do so that is the end of the night!!! All this while after the wedding not to mention she lives in a 200 year old farm house worth about 500-700 grand. It was amazing you had to of been there.

:laughing:Wow..

EDIT - I guess I should say more that that.. Just I found it hilarious. And uh.. Strung out and long.

lol How old is your aunt? Did your town get a new town punk after that fight?

was anyone playing a banjo??

j/k

anyway, it sounded a bit uhh, interesting.

[Titan]

That was the longest sentence I have ever read. Also, it\'s hard to read. You should hit the space bar once in a while.

Nice story but, um, that was a total of 2 sentences! Look how long that is! That should\'ve been at least 9 sentences, man.

[Bobs_Hardware]

I think the fact that he used such long run on sentences were purely to help get across the fact that he was so excited.

Duh..

(..right? )

wish i had been there

Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware
I think the fact that he used such long run on sentences were purely to help get across the fact that he was so excited.

Duh..

(..right? )

Actually yeah, i normally don\'t write in sentences on the internet, its not like i\'m getting graded here so f*ck it right, my aunts like 47 i think, shes still looks good for her age.

edit- and no there was not a banjo playing in the background, family is not hickish, so don\'t get the wrong idea.

It\'s still nice when you can read what people are saying. Not saying I couldn\'t read yours though. You should have taken the kids nuts and hung them on the whores antana (sp?)

Originally posted by Fayded
It\'s still nice when you can read what people are saying. Not saying I couldn\'t read yours though. You should have taken the kids nuts and hung them on the whores antana (sp?)

lol, hey by the way its hard to read ur sig with it being black and all.

Yeah, I meant it to be that way. I wanna give people headaches.

Or someone could just highlight it and read it that way :rolleyes:

i wish every wedding could be that entertaining...i mean, once a long time ago my dad took me and my bro all the way across the country for a wedding- i didnt even know anyone there (including bride or groom)!!!

and of course, not a single exciting thing happened. i avoid going to weddings now. where was this crazy wedding anyways???

Originally posted by bart8558
i wish every wedding could be that entertaining...i mean, once a long time ago my dad took me and my bro all the way across the country for a wedding- i didnt even know anyone there (including bride or groom)!!!

and of course, not a single exciting thing happened. i avoid going to weddings now. where was this crazy wedding anyways???

new jersey, my aunt owns a 200 year old farm house.