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Offline luckee
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« on: July 06, 2002, 11:09:55 PM »
MURPHY\'S LAWS
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a *****.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.

http://dmawww.epfl.ch/roso.mosaic/dm/murphy.html

Many more at that link..mnay..MANY more
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2002, 12:33:59 AM »
Very optimistic. :)
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2002, 01:39:33 AM »
I always thought that murphys law was;

no matter how hard you try, whitey will always keep you down.
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2002, 02:20:34 AM »
what makes these laws funny for me, is the fact that their all true.
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2002, 06:09:04 AM »
In the same vien as old Murph...







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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2002, 05:13:14 PM »
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Originally posted by theomen
I always thought that murphys law was;

no matter how hard you try, whitey will always keep you down.


who eddie murphy? lol
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